Changing it Up: New Pastas
Previously I tried to be unique by making all of my scary stories revolve around Praise.
However, Praise is utterly annoying and just highly implausible.
So now, instead of supernatural things, I'm gonna start making stories that are completely possible and, while they aren't devastating, they are so absolutely undesirable of situations that it'd ruin Roblox.
Proto-Pasta: "Praise"
For about the past few months until a few weeks ago, I had had a friend named Praise.
He was a very mysterious figure. Today is the day I want to find out the truth about him.
Let me explain.
- 1 Chapter 1 - The Beginning
- 2 Chapter 2 - What's wrong, Praise?
- 3 Chapter 3 - What?!
- 3.1 Vincent Conversation
- 3.2 Praise Conversation
- 4 Chapter 4 - The Truth
I met Praise in March 2021 in Build a boat for Treasure. We friended eachother on Discord and became pretty good friends - we'd call daily, and exchange stories and such. At this time, Praise was a 13 year old boy who had a light and somewhat squeaky voice. His accent was strongly russian, which made sense as that's where he lived.
Praise was quite stupid and asked some pretty stupid questions, but he wasn't stu…
Proto-Pasta: "Deaf Chat"
Hello. This is an attempt I am making to contact the Roblox community, and hopefully get an understandable response.
Think of this kind of like a "HELP ME" or "SOS" message.
I'm 13 years old, and you can call me Pix... or ### like everyone else from roblox.
It all began one evening in Roblox. I was playing Build a Boat. I built a really cool tank, and I had helped people get to the end with it.
I met a guy that I became friends with named Praise (who isn't my friend today sadly).
After adding Praise in discord, we played Jailbreak and Build a Boat together in perfect harmony. He introduced me to his 3 friends - Michael, Theo, and Vincent. The only one I still know today is Michael, who even then acts a bit strange around me.
In a way, Praise alm…
Proto-Pasta: "Roblox for DOS.bat"
Hello reader. I am here to document something that happened to me somewhat recently.
I am a 13 year old boy who has been through a lot. I used to have a friend called Praise but he got abducted and I don't know where he is.
Recently I've been obsessed with Roblox and operating systems.
After my friend Praise disappeared, I decided to set up a virtual machine in DOS.
My friend, Michael, was acting different. He seemed like he was more excited than usual. He then sent me a file after I told him about the MS Dos virtual machine. Here's what the message read.
"Ayo Pix, I managed to port Roblox to DOS. You should stream running this on your virtual machine."
And there was a 3.2MB file named "Roblox for DOS.bat". I didn't even know that .bat files cou…
Proto-Pasta: "Destroy me, destroy you"
A few weeks ago my friend Praise went missing.
The last thing he said to me was on November 11, 2021.
All he said was "WHAT IS GOING ON, PLEASE HELP!".
I was gone for that week, going on vacation to Italy. When I came back on November 13, I asked what was happening. To this day I haven't heard from Praise.
Praise did have a friend named Michael. Michael had been talking with Praise. He is also a good friend of mine. This is what he said to me.
"Praise is gone. I can explain everything though."
- 1 Chapter 1 - Corrupt Me, Corrupt You
- 2 Chapter 2: Who... are you?
- 3 Chapter 3: Don't forget.
- 4 Chapter 4: So long, Praise.
For the final few weeks, Praise had really enjoyed corrupting Roblox with RealTimeCorruptor. He had always joined Jailbreak and corrupted it…