Dynablocks.

"In the beginning there was an empty darkness. The only thing in this void was a black brick, Two-By-Two. Two-By-Two was the Alpha Brick, the First. Copied, pasted, and recolored a million times, Robloxia was built out of nothing from the images of Two-By-Two. These were the early days…" - John Shedletsky.

Dynablocks was one of, if not the first version of the game creation platform we now know as Roblox. Due to the game being in such an early stage of development, it lacks many features that we would now take for granted and is almost unrecognizable compared to the game we know today. Anyone lucky enough to see Dynablocks for themselves would consider it a bleak place with eerie vibes given off by the game's completely black and null sky.

However, it is not these aspects that are of interest inside Dynablocks, but rather the strange anomalous occurrences that take place during gameplay. It is said that prolonged gameplay could cause symptoms ranging from mild irritation to profuse vomiting and even permanent personality changes.

"I had a friend that got his hands on a version of Dynablocks in August of 2007, and it is like the One Ring without all the good parts. If you start feeling sick while you are messing around with it, exit the game immediately because it will turn you into Gollum before you know it." - Anonymous (identity expunged for witness' safety)

“This build was leaked many times throughout the April fools hack on the forums, so many people got turned into a zombie that day, god, those were the days.” - Former Roblox Developer

"Where Polybius failed, Roblox succeeded. A game designed from the start to toy with the mind and its feelings, It changes the player........And we lovingly hated it."

-"Jane"

i was scrolling through through my discord dms, i got a notification with that classic “da-ding” i clicked on it and it brought me to a message that my best friend sent me saying “so, i found this old program on my brothers computer,  named “dynablocks” so i decided to send it to you, since ya know you’re a old roblox enthusiast and such” i clicked on the download link. And it brought me to a white screen in my browser, like all discord download links do, It started to download. It took like 3 seconds or something.. I couldn't remember. I clicked on the program on the right side of my browser, where all the downloads go. I was using bing at this time so it may be different to whoever is reading this. I got a window that said “dynablocks setup wizard” I got two buttons that said “quit” “continue” I--- of course I clicked the continue button. a window appeared on my screen that was extracting the files, When it was finished. I clicked the program called “dynablocks game” and I was brought to a full screen window with that classic 2003-2007 sky from roblox. It said “create an account” with that dynablocks logo on top of it. I clicked on the two white boxes with the labels “account” “password” i named the account “testaccountithink4494” it said “created!” it brought me to a website built into the program still in my browser, “C://Dynablocks/mainpage.html” the webpage looked identical to the dynablocks mockup from the roblox BLOXCON 2013 event, i clicked on a game called “bridge” It loaded, It looked like a “y” sideways, witch i think was supposed to be a bridge, the “bridge” was gray With 2 green bricks at the bottom on both sides, and a dark blue baseplate, The rendering was so buggy.

I clicked the button that said “Run”, and the bridge just… fell.. Weird, right??

I messed around for a bit. Then my screen emitted red static for several seconds, Like--- two to three...? And the game stopped, and it came up with an error screen with a black background and the dynablocks logo. There was an early robot-sounding voice I could barely understand. I could kind of make out what it was saying. It said “currently, there is a lethal error in the client. We will be having to shut the webpage down until it gets fixed. If you are feeling any symptoms of Headaches, Melancholy, Tiredness, Exit the game now, or face the consequences. And Don't tell any trustable people about this situation, or anybody at all. Please Pretend this never happened.” my screen then turned black and the program closed. “What the hell just happened?” I said. I then opened bing and did some research about this “error” turned out to be someone in the company of roblox hacked the client and messed with the code, the client kinda.. “Brainwashed” people into doing things, I guess. I then reopened discord and sent my friend a message saying “Ok, so, the client acted weird I could say. I got some type of error message about the client. It said dont tell any trustable people about this, but I really dont believe that, since ya know it was a long time ago and such.”