"Is that a noob?"

Johnny, August 27, 2017
Finally! I got Robux! My mom eventually gave up ignoring my pleads and cries of getting in-game currency, but damn! This was the best day of my life! I was tired of the standard free stuff that I kept wearing, because that looked like the nooby stuff that noobs wear. Now I can rub in the non-robux players about how noob they are! Sorry, I may have said "noob" a few too many times.

It was time to spend the robux. I had only 1,000, since my mom won't buy something more than 20 dollars. Stupid mom. I went into the catalog, and I found many cool things that I could wear! Animal hoodies, Beautiful Hair, Bear Face Mask, all that stuff I was dreading to buy when I was broke and in deep poverty (obviously exaggerated.) After a while, I bought all the stuff and wore it on my avatar.

"Pretty nice looking, Johnny," I muttered with joy to myself.

Now time to join a game and show off my nice avatar! My first choice was Robloxian Highschool, since all the ladies are in there. So I clicked the play button, and the expected ROBLOX loading screen popped up on my desktop. First I saw when I joined was a no robux, no good noob.

This is my chance to call someone a noob without being one myself!

Plus, his username was weird as hell, something like "hi_there" with some random numbers behind it. I smashed the keys on my keyboard, each letter spelling a part of the word, "Noob." I pressed enter. I felt a rush of profoundness rush over me. I've never felt so good! I called someone a noob! Holy crap!

My excitement soon ended because of something that happened I would always regret seeing.

That noob, no. That THING started walking towards me, slowly. Wasn't that impossible unless you were on mobile? Nonetheless, I thought it was no big deal. Until something happened. When the noob touched me, Everyone suddenly left the game. What? That was way too much of a coincidence to happen. Oh no, this was only the start. Static started appearing on my screen, and I thought my computer was dying. But this computer is really good, and has a good CPU. So why the hell is it glitching? Some text appeared on my screen, I couldn't make it out at first, but after a while, it said,

"Rude people don't get unpunished."

This guy was ''pissed. ''I thought with fear, "Why the hell is he so mad just because I said one word?" My thought was answered almost immediately.

"Words can also hurt. Just as bad with physical interaction."

Then, my webcam turned on. Holy crap, this was not normal. I think I figured that out centuries ago. I tried to shut down my computer, but it didn't work. I couldn't shut down my computer.

"Don't worry, your computer isn't going anywhere. It's mine now."

What. The. Fuck. Someone was controlling my computer. I couldn't move anything. Then a video showed up on my screen. Part of me wanted to run away, but part of me wanted to stay out of curiosity. What the hell is wrong with me? I clicked on the video anyway. Help me.