Spiritual Roblox

"Questioning who we are is not the same as questioning what we should be."

-Johndog69420's book, "JToH's Joke Towers"

Part I: The Theory
January 18, 2023, Juke's Towers of Hell

A few developer friends of mine were joking in Roblox that the all-knowing David Baszucki made Roblox to emulate his own dreams of a greater version of it. Obviously, there cannot be such a theory like that. However, I was skeptical. I began to inquire to programmers about what this could mean, a "dream Roblox" of sorts. They only gave their thoughts on what illiterate nonsense the joke meant. It was strange to me, elaborating on what a simple joke meant.

So I extended my research on DR, which I refer to the dream Roblox for now. DR turned up no results at all. I began replacing the words with "fantasy", "future", "mythical" Roblox to discover nothing. Then, I found a result in the "Spiritual Roblox" search. A few reviews, which is strange. Who would write a review about a nonexistent game? But it was not a game. It was a book.

"JToH's Joke Towers" was a book written by a person under the epithet of "Johndog69420". I knew JToH. Bu the "joke towers" part mystified me. When I downloaded a free pdf, the content in the book was an interesting amalgamation of Roblox physics, the "hardest possible obstacles" and what it has to do with JToH. It even mentioned a link, https://jtohs-joke-towers.fandom.com/f I entered the site. I expected a creepy, blacked out database or something about DR but what the honest hell was this?

Part II: JToH's Joke Towers
This trancendentalist impossible conglomerate was hiding under my nose the entire time? What is this? I know about a 12 stud wraparound, but an EXPAN stud wraparound? I am losing my mind. I searched it up and found the answer: An infinity so large that no amount of measurement would describe it. Then, while browsing through the site, I found the person who wrote the strange book. "He is an admin of spiritual roblox" got my attention. He was behind this?

"I was in Roblox and he did Umhullt von Leiden first try" What is he? A god, I assumed. No gifted person could even attempt that and beat it, much less on the first try. Obviously, since he was totally playing for 290 years.

I dug deeper.

Part III: contacting
I had a message from YourNuglyguy, the system operator of JJT. The message made my hopes lower. All I was looking for was if the joke was real or not. Thankfully, he made a tower like The Final Dimension. I could find at least something. At least, when I found the link.

It was still in development. A supposed god, Playing 290 years but could not finish development on a simple tower! So I asked to join the collab for TFD, and showed them my building skills. They approved, and I went to my studio page. However, the status of the game did not say "Private" or "Public". It merely said "Spiritual Roblox Required." It was blue with an underline, so I supposed it took me to a webpage.

After a few days of dead end researching, I returned to JToH's Joke Towers Wiki. On there was a post by a user called TheBlake12, and the title ominously said, "Don't go to Spiritual Roblox". The contents was a jargon of reasons why you should not go, since it was in development and should be hidden from the public. I tensed up. There were a myriad of people that could see his post, and I told YourNuglyguy to delete it, with a screenshot. He sent a screenshot of the contents of a week's worth of posts, but the DR one failed to appear. So I believed he was hiding something that few people should know.

Then, one day: I received another message.

YourNuglyguy had sent a message with a shopping list of instructions on how to enter Spiritual Roblox. This is how it goes.


 * 1) Ask your local Internet Service Provider to reroute your Internet service to the shared IP 227.18.18.1.
 * 2) Download the github file parsseSR.exe to execute the parsing file. I made it myself
 * 3) Buy an Oculus Rift visor and download the exe. from the computer you downloaded it on, and run it.
 * 4) Play Roblox for exactly 16 minutes. You will notice a fuzzy feeling that will intensify as the minutes pass. The part of the brain that senses light will be affected, allowing you to use your subconscious at will, including allowing yourself to enter induced dreams.
 * 5) Dream of Roblox.
 * 6) Notify me if you complete it. If you do, I will message you on the all dimensions wiki.

This creepypasta is not complete.