Roll a DIE

Here's a story that my friend on Discord told me. His name is Jerry. Jerry is a great and nice guy. He was invited to a group chat by his friend with people he didn't know. Let's meet some characters. Here's Nubster77280: The guy who invited Jerry. Vampiresrocklool: Nubster77280's friend. BAMBYBOISHAHA0: A prankster. Here's the dialog.

Nubster77280: sup Crazy Man

Just so you're clear, Crazy Man is Jerry.

Nubster77280: guys this is crazy man

Vampiresrocklool: he likes nub he might like so like do.

Jerry: what did u just say?

Vampiresrocklool: yee he nub and dumb and sucks

Nubster77280: crazy man he is not a teen he is a kid

Jerry: Oh ok.

BAMBYBOISHAHA0: guys lets go play the game already

Vampiresrocklool: not dat nub join.

Jerry: im not a nub so can i join game plz?

Vampiresrocklool: kk

Nubster77280: 👍☼✌☪✡ 💣✌☠ 🕈✋☹☹ 💧✌👍☼✋☞✋👍☜📪 ✡⚐🕆 ☝⚐❄ ✋❄✍

Vampiresrocklool: Ok.

BAMBYBOISHAHA0: Good choice.

Jerry: What? Why are we all using grammar now?

Vampiresrocklool: 💧☟⚐🕆☹👎 🕈☜ ❄☜☹☹ ☟✋💣✍

Nubster77280: ☠☜✞☜☼📪 🕆☠❄✋☹ 🕈☜ 👌☼✋☠☝ ☟✋💣 ❄⚐ ❄☟☜ 💣⚐☠💧❄☜☼

Vampiresrocklool: Ok

BAMBYBOISHAHA0: Good choice, again.

Jerry: When will we play the game?

Nubster77280: Well. When you want to :).

Vampiresrocklool: We should go now. It need a puppet to destroy.

Jerry: what

BAMBYBOISHAHA0: Oh, you'll see what he means.

Jerry: You're scaring me guys.

Nubster77280: ok guys to play game

Jerry: What were you trying to say?

Nubster77280: My bad, who wants to play game now?

Everyone: Me!

Nubster77280: ok lets go

Nubster77280: hope you don't roll a DIE

(Continued in part 2)