The Unloadable Server

I am here to tell you something that always gets my nerves. An Un-loadable. No, its lot because of terrible internet connection, SOMETHING IS OUT THERE, IN EVERY GAME, ONE CHOSEN SERVER. (Yeah, and feel free to hate me for it being extremely fake. Thanks.)

What happens when you enter a Un-loadable
Basic Unloadable:

You are on your own, everything is glitches, distorted music, sometimes even pure silence.

Medium Unloadable:

You reset every 3 seconds, red sky, black and white screen every second reset, eerie music, during every sixth reset, minor jumpscare

Harsh Unloadable:

Inverted screen, eerie distorted music, creepy eyes all around map, reset every 1 step, when 666th reset (if you're dumb enough to not leave) teleports to a game that cannot be played by clicking play, named Content Deleted.

Harshest Unloadable:

 Sorry but you're IP banned, computer will crash every three minutes, and nightmares for six days/weeks/months.

Pls contribute hate and prove that this is a terrible story. (Inspired by not every loading into a game and crashing every 3 minutes of playing as a grey character.)