Average Customer

I used to work at Frappe a long time ago, back when it was still Starbucks. We had many customers, most of them being your average event item noob. If we got anyone else it was usually an ODer. One day, a bunch of older users came to the cafe, so we were sent there to serve them drinks. I got through about 3 people before this guy named Mmm056 came in line. He was wearing a link shirt and a Halloween target hat, so I knew he was total oldschool.

He ordered a "cup of you". Obviously, we didn't serve that, and we told him to order off the menu. He kept trying to order this until we kicked him for "trolling"

Later I posted a thread on OT about this. A few people replied to the thread, until Mmm056 replied with "Where's my drink?". Everybody was confused, but before they could reply the thread got deleted. Everyone who posted except Mmm056 and me were changed into black colored users with a Halloween target hat. Most of them kept the hat. Then I saw one of these users in Miked9's paintball. They were talking gibberish, and when I walked up to them my computer crashed...

After I rebooted, I discovered my desktop background was now the Halloween target hat texture, and my ROBLOX avatar was now black coloured with a Halloween target hat. At that time some of my coworkers had also encountered Mmm056. My friend IRL had also encountered the same user via a PM.

The PM linked to his place. It was a black room with a giant statue of Mmm056. If you reached the top of the statue it would lead to a maze. At the end of the maze was a target hat which did what you expected.

A few months later, I was playing Prison Life when I noticed the admins were playing it for some reason. Then, Mmm followed me, but he was banned when he tried to turn everyone in the server into a black figure with a Halloween target hat.

It seems that was the end of him, but maybe not...