Board Thread:Memes/@comment-36530255-20181204000913

Son: Father, I have a few simple questions.

Father: What are they, son?

Son: Who did you vote for this year?

Father: Well, son, I voted for Hillary Clinton.

Son: How do you decide who you want to vote for?

Father: Why, I just rate them by percentages. I may not agree with everything Hillary plans on doing but at least I believe she has more likable charecteristics then Donald Trump, so I vote for her.

Son: Um, father...I have one more question.

Father: What is it?

Son: What percentage would you give Adolf Hitler?

Father: Well, if he were apart of this years election, which is quite impossible, I would give him 99%.

Son: Don't mind me asking, but what is the missing 1% for?

Father: His mustache is WAY too short. 