The Noob of Natural Disaster Survival

This story is just for fun. Do not take this seriously..

The Noob
On every Natural Disaster Survival map, a noob stands still. He does not talk, nor move, just stands there. He is a very mysterious character for such a massive game. There is not much to talk about, but here is some more things..

God-like behaviour
No matter what disaster it is, the noob stands there, tall and proud. A tsunami comes crashing in... he doesn’t move. Earthquakes which take down theme parks and skyscrapers... does not move. He can even be stood on to survive the round (this is true). He stops any blocks flying at him in a sandstorm. He has done this for almost 8 years. He has never been removed once. Many people see him as just a little block, but he is so much more than that...

''This article is fake and is not true. He is just a few blocks in-game which cannot be moved, but does stay where it is during disasters. Ask questions in the comments.''