User blog:JamesSun007/Testing my Dark Sense of Humour

Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening. Even if it's not evening in your place, I still like to say evening better because it's a time when many things take place.

Those horrifying, gory, nightmarish, unimaginable things. Exciting ones, as well. Among them I'll recommend a really beneficial and fun thing to do - Murder.

Murder is easy. It can take place everywhere around us - In homes, schools, parks, workplaces, summer camps, music halls, even in restrooms - both public and private ones.

There are many ways to commit a murder. Some of them are rather simple and fast, like a bullet or a knife. However, I still would like to recommend strangulation to some. It is very hard to practise and tiring, so people who want to keep fit may try it out. It is good exercise.

As I said before, murder is very beneficial for the world. Why? Because it helps solve the population problem, especially efficient during the peace time - one murder case at least takes two lives.

Have you ever been murdered? If you haven't, better luck next time. If you have...

''Good night.

[Alfred Hitchcock Presents Theme plays]''