IT BURNS

I had gotten home from school. Ready to get on my old ROBLOX account for the 1792nd time. I had made it on 8/20/2012. and I log on every day. So yeah. Anyways, I was on ROBLOX. I went on my favorite game, "Sandbox" by NullSenseStudios. I worked on my cake shop some more. Somebody came in. Their name was yuGiiMtahT. They demanded my "Sweat Cake".I was confused why I made that. But I served him the sweat cake, as I do with every cake ordered. He started to hack the game afterwards. Not knowing that, I went outside. It was a picture of a realistic version of his avatar eating cake and sweating. I was confused. But I decided to leave, after the first order, even. I went to a different game called "POP TARTS POP TARTS POISON LACED IS THE BEST" by yuGiiMtahT (My name backwards.) I was confused, because I eat pop tarts every day for breakfast (isn't as good as it sounds) I played it. I was hungry a few minutes later. I got up from my trash-infested chair, and went to eat some food. I opened the pantry. There was a box of Poison Laced poptarts. I was confused, again. I went back on an empty stomach. yuGiiMtahT joined. He said "WHY DIDNT YOU EAT THE POP TARTS?". A poison laced poptart popped into my inventory. I screamed. He said my adress. I screamed louder. He said my name. I screamed like I never screamed before. So the next day, I went to school. People were talking about Poison Laced Pop Tarts. I decided I would try some. I ate the box after school. I screamed "IT BURNS!!" all day. And then I went to ROBLOX because the burning went away. I played some Sandbox again. yuGiiMtahT hacked into my cake store and added "Poison Laced Pop Tart" as a flavor. I deleted it. But it reappeared. He said "IT BURNS, DOESN'T IT?" and the burning returned. I was scared. I drank some Root Beer. But it burned too. Every single nerve in my body began to BURN BURN BURN. I went to the hospital. I got all my nerves removed, and replaced with yuGiiMtahT's nerves. He started to scream "IT BURNS!!" and I was saying "IT BURNS, DOESN'T IT?" And another person from the second Sandbox server walked in. He exclaimed "Oh, how the tables have turned... yuGiiMtahT deleted that game afterwards. I was so glad. Also, that guy who said the tables turned, He's my friend. His name is MagmaButton. FIN