The Crystalline Gamerz Lost Video - JJ's Successful Homicide


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 * DON'T FREAKING READ IT.
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Introduction
I Don't really know how to start this off really. but generally, The only thing I can really say, this happened around a month ago, and I'm still feeling the effects of what happened, as of today. And because of what happened, I just really need to let off steam, by telling my experience and feelings about this “Incident”, that would change the way I think about Roblox YouTuber's and other content creators. If You've played Roblox Recently, And You Like to play BrookHaven On your free time, You might have heard of a YouTuber who goes by the name “The Crystalline Gamerz”. If You have not heard of the channel, The Crystalline Gamerz is a Roblox Brookhaven Youtuber, who makes videos about random cartoon characters “Or web series characters”, of them going on Amazing Adventures, Playing random games, Or role playing. Usually, the main cast of characters consists of “JJ The Baby (From Coco Melon)”, “Boss Baby (Also from the show of the same name)”, “Bobby”, “Bluey (Obliviously from the TV show with also the same name)”, And “Chicky”. Sometimes there's even other random characters thrown into the Videos, which Make's things like a giant crossover.

And the channel also does the distressful thing of following Other New trends, and making videos about that certain trend, to get more views. And I'm not Going to lie, I didn't really watch much of the channel, due to its Cringy videos, Cartoony Sound Effects, and unfunny jokes and dead memes, that were used constantly in the videos. But out of all the people I know, My sister “Who is around the age of 7 years”, apparently Like's to watch the channel on a daily basis, as long with some other wired and cringe YouTube channels. She would watch the channel almost every time a new video came out, and it got very annoying. Because sometimes she would get hysterical when she was not allowed to watch the channel, and it would drive my parents crazy. Either way, I still love her, even Though she watches those channels. But that would all change, on one fateful day, in September.

The Story
It was a Casual day, like I've gone through many times in my life. I was playing “Ships 3d” On “Crazy Games”, and I was having a good time sinking other ships, and Hijacking other ships and killing crew member's. After a while, I started to get bored. So I decided to ask my sister if I wanted to play Roblox with her, Since I had nothing else to do. I then knocked on her door, and opened it. I was going to ask her if she wanted to play Roblox, but she ended up saying that a new video had come out on Her favorite YouTube Channel, and that she had to watch it, so I told her I would be back in 10 minutes, and I left her room.

I had all ready knew that “The Crystalline Gamerz” Video's were usually 8 to 20 Minutes long, So I would hopefully come back when the video would be over, and I would be able to play with her. I ended up playing some Roblox games, to pass the time. After 10 minutes, I decided to go back to her room, and ask her if the video was over. I then went up to My sister's door, and I slowly Opened the door. I then looked in her room, and before I could say anything, I noticed something was wrong. My sister was sitting in her bed, with a blank expression, just staring at the wall. She almost looked pale, like she had saw a ghost or something. I walked up to her bed, and I suddenly noticed that her tablet was lying on the floor.

I tried to snap her out of her trans, but I couldn't. She kept staring blankly at the wall, just not moving. Eventually, I decided just to leave her alone, Because I had no other idea's of what to do. I sat at my chair, wondering what happened. “What Could have happened to her?”, I Said confused. I just sat there, in my chair, staring at My computer screen, as I thought about what happened to my sister. As I started to think more and more, I started to wonder if she had saw something terrible on her tablet, that scared her. After 5 minutes of thinking, I decided to go to her room, to check on her to see if she was okay.

When I opened the door, I soon realized that she had fell asleep, with her tablet still on the floor. I Decided to once again leave, so I would not disturb her sleep. Even after I left her room, I still was worried about what had happened, and I still wondered if she had saw something appalling on her tablet. Eventually, I gave into my thoughts, and I finally choose to find out what happened. I signed into her YouTube Account “Because I knew her password”, and I looked at her watch history. As I looked at the most recent video she watched, I immediately Gasped in shock.

There was a video “Which was made by The Crystalline Gamerz” That she had watch, that was titled “JJ's Successful Homicide”, with the last other words being “Funny adventure Movie (Roblox)”. The thumbnail was a picture of JJ the baby standing in a dark room, with Red irises, staring at the screen. I was very concerned about the title and thumbnail of the video, so I clicked on it to make sure if it was made by the real Crystalline Gamerz. and shockingly, it was made by the same Exact YouTuber. I clicked on the channel, and I almost fainted. It was the actual Channel, that the Crystalline Gamerz Owned, with all the videos, the join date, and the same Exact about page, and that god dam profile that will make me cringe; every time I look at it.

Furthermore, I hesitantly clicked the play button, hoping it was just a Halloween Prank, since it was around the Month of October. The video started out with JJ and Bluey, eating break-fest, with the same cartoony sounds as Usual. the soon parents walked on screen, and told them that they were going to go to the mall with “The Older bacon hair Brother” for his 13 Birth-day. For some reason, they did not mention anything about getting them a baby sitter or something. Instead, they just insured them that they should behave well while there gone, and then the parents and the Bacon hair got in the; car and drove off, leaving Bluey and JJ to be alone. Bluey and JJ both cheered in excitement, Now realizing that they would be alone for a little while. JJ then went over to his play area, and he started to Hug his toy hippo, as he laughed in Joy.

I then Noticed That JJ, Was not the same as he Usually Look. He had blond hair, and he also had pajamas, which were the same Thing that “Chicky” Would wear, But I shrugged it off, Thinking that JJ had just gotten older, and they had ran out of clothing to give him. Suddenly, the door bell rang, and A Person with an avatar Dressed like Mackenzie “From Bluey” Walked into the house. The avatar looked pretty accurate to the actual show, with his fur being realistic, his face being white, and he even had a 3d tail, which was also black in white. “Wow”, I began, “The Person who made that avatar must have a good amount of Robux”. Mackenzie then spoke, which was Text to speech, Because “Of-course”, Every one of these cringe channels don't have the budget to Have voice actors, so they result to using TTS to make voice acting easier. “Hi Bluey”, Mackenzie Spoke, “Do You want to have fun?”. For some wired reason, Bluey replied with “Well Sure Mackenzie”, which is odd, Because Bluey Never even Talked On The YouTube Channel at all. JJ then starts to feel hungry, so he went over to Bluey to ask her for food, But Bluey and Mackenzie Had All-ready started to play around the house. JJ started to feel neglected as he started to cry, and he ran off.

He then ran over to his crib, and tried to climb into it, but Failed miserly. He then placed a sleeping bag next to the Kitchen counter, and fell asleep. After 30 seconds, 2 Minutes had passed, and JJ was still sleeping. Out of nowhere, Bluey Climbed up on the counter, and started to run across, like it was a small bridge. Unfortunately, Bluey Lost her balance and fell on the Sleeping JJ the baby, causing him to wake up and scream. Bluey then started to cry, as she Said, “JJ You Hurt me!”, In the stupid text to speech voice. It then cut to JJ, as he started crying. Then his face suddenly changed to a very agitated Expression, and he stopped crying. After a few seconds, JJ Started to talk, Which Made me Even More concerned. “JJ And Bluey Never Even talked in Videos at all?”, I Said, “Like, My sister told me that they had never talked in one single episode?”.

Furthermore, JJ started talking, and he said this:

“Bluey Heeler. The way You Drive me Crazy, is unacceptable”, JJ Spoke In a stern Voice.

“But.. YOU Hurt me!”, Bluey Said Once more.

JJ Then Snapped Back At Bluey, Saying:

“No Bluey!, It's Your Fault. Your the one who fell on me, and That's why You hurt Yourself.”

“But IM HURTING!, Your the One Who Hurt me!, I Really Hurt!”, Bluey Said Back.

Suddenly, JJ ran up to bluey, and punched her. She Then fell over, and started to cry louder.

JJ Skin Suddenly Turned Blood Red, as the sound of a tea pot Letting off steam played.

“You Know what!” JJ Spoke, “I've Had it!”.

JJ then ran off Screen, and then came back, Holding a box with text. It Read “Weapons”.

“You Will Pay With The Lives of Everyone You Love!”, JJ Said with a even more stern Voice.

After JJ said those words, I started to have a feeling of Dread I have never felt before. It was like, I was going to die or something. JJ Then left the house, and it turned out that Mackenzie was watching the conflict the hole time. The screen then Faded to black, and it stayed like that for about 30 Seconds before cutting to the next scene. The next scene was at the day care, where Masha “From Masha and the bear”, and “Chicky”, were playing. I Gasped In shock as I Quickly Noticed that, Masha was smoking (Mother Of God!) a cigarette, Which was edited onto the screen. And she was holding a box, which had text that was hash-tagged By the Roblox Filter. I really don't want to know what it actually said on the box, and I'll never will.

Besides Masha Smokeing, Chicky was Dancing with the Daycare Attendant, which some reason made me laugh, But not for long. JJ suddenly bursted into the Daycare, Holding a rifle, which quickly made My blood run cold.

“EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND!”, JJ Screamed.

For some reason, his Text to speech voice sounded like he was fine. but the audio of him saying that line, was made so loud, that it sounded like he was screaming. JJ then told everyone to line up against the wall, Including the andante He first decided to choice Chicky, was the first one to go, so he went up to him, and pulled out an axe, and raised it in the air. He then suddenly struck Chicky With the axe, causing him to lay on the floor. He then proceeded to Hit Chicky With the axe Repetitively, as sounds of gore and Chicky Screaming in pain played.

For some reason, there was no blood. And “You cant actually kill people in Brook Haven.”, If Your doing an Role-play, most of the time, if someone gets shot or hit, they will use the “Hurt” Emote, to act like there injured or dead, “Just if You Didn't know.”. Masha and The Andante Tried to run, But they were shot by JJ with the rifle, killing them Instantly.

JJ then ran out of the Building, but not before placing a bomb and detonating it. JJ then found Bobby Going for a walk On The sidewalk, and he Immediately shot him In the leg, as he Screamed.

“My Leg!”. JJ Then Shot Him again, Killing him for good. It then cut to “What Seemed Like”, Bluey's parents house, “Which They did also not appear on the show.”. They were also accurate to the real show they come from. JJ then used a bomb to Break into the house, which startled Them Both. JJ Then Proceeded to murder them both with a shoot gun, before running off, once more. It then cut to Bluey And Mackenzie, standing in the living room, looking very forlorn. Suddenly out of no were, JJ Crashed a Tesla into the house, causing the door to smash open. JJ Then ran up to Mackenzie and, shot him In the chest, Causing him to die a slow painful death. As Mackenzie died, Bluey started to cry, as JJ the baby Stared on Bluey contently. JJ Then Started to talk after 15 Seconds, In a Deep Mans Voice.

“I was not lying Bluey, I killed All of Your Freinds.”, JJ Began, “Including Your Real Parents!”.

“And It was not Only Because I didn't like You.”, JJ Said, “I secretly despised everyone, Everyone of your friends.”

“Your friends and mine were Dumb, agitating, and they almost got me killed in dangerous situations”.

“Do You Like It?”

“Do You Like to See Your friends die, It's fun isn't it?”

Bluey never even responded to JJ during his Speech.

“Bluey, I did this Because I'm Tried of EVERYTHING!”, JJ Snapped, “Im tried of (Chicky), Im tried of (Boss Baby) Im Tried of (Bobby), Im tried of everyone, Including You!”.

“So, are You Going to cry Bluey?, Are You going to cry Because I'm tried of You???”

After JJ said those words, Bluey Some how summoned a Knife In her hands, her eyes turned red, and she spoke in a Very deep and low voice.

She Said:

“I'm The One Who's Tried Of You, You Piece of Carp.”

Bluey then Proceeded to run at JJ at full speed, and Stabbed Him in the side of his chest. But for some Heart stopping reason, there was blood that was spilling out of JJ, as Bluey Stuck Her Knife In him. I then came to the horrible conclusion That the person who Played Bluey In the video, had exploited the server, to be able to stab and kill The person Playing as JJ. Bluey then took the knife out of his chest, and then threw it in his head, Causing him to fall on the ground, Causing him to choke for a few seconds before eventually some-coming of his injury's. Bluey then starred at his corpse, as a small humming sound played in the background.

After 1 minute, I then noticed that Something Was Wrong With JJ's body. For some reason, he was slowly starting to turn green, almost like his body was rotting. Suddenly, the chat Box appeared on the screen, That I presumed that the editor forgot to edit it out. There were Users Either the friend of the creator, or just random people in the server, spamming in chat and talking quickly about what was happening. I Can't say the user name's due to privacy reasons, But I will put some of the messages The Users sent in the chat.

Some people said things like “Stop!”, “What is going on?”, “[User] Please stop!”, while others side, “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???”, and, “He's hacking!”. For over 30 seconds, Bluey stared at JJ's body, intently. Eventually the silence was broken, when a new scene started to play. The next scene showed the outside of the house, as Bluey walked out the door. Moments later, the house Exploded in a ball of fire and started to burn, which would confuse anyone who didn't know much about Brook-haven. But Luckily, I do know very much about brook-haven.

The scene were the house blew up, “Was not actually exploited or edited at all.” The scene was actually made with a new game-pass called “Natural Disaster's Game Pass”, were You can basically summon Random things to happen to your house, like an solar flare, a earthquake, or even a flood. Basically, the person who owned the house had the Natural disaster game pass, to summon an solar flare and summoned fire, to make it look like his or hers house had blown up. After the house blew up, the family car parked next to the house, and the father jumped out of the car, and started to ball his eyes out, and so as the Mother. The Bacon hair also jumped out of the car, and just starred at the carnage with a shocked look on his face.

The scene than transitioned to an very odd Photo, which made me cringe. It was a photo Of Bluey, with no face with a prison outfit on, sitting in the corner of a prison cell. For some reason, the Jail cell wasn't the normal jail cell You would see in the police Station. It was the Prison that was released in the new estates update, which was odd, because the video was uploaded on September 19, not October 3rd or 4th. It was almost like they had predicted the update, before it even came out. For some reason the photo had a bit of grain to it, and the even worse thing about that clip? There were sounds of a Girl Crying, that was faintly heard in the background. Obviously the sound was edited to sound high pitched, to make it sound like a child, which just made the Cringe Factor worse.

It then suddenly cut to a picture, this time drawn in 2d, of Boss baby hanging by a noose. A few seconds later, text appeared on the screen that said something that would haunt me for a long time.

“You did This to me. In-fact, Some day or very soon, You will regret all Your life decisions and actions, when I get my hands on You..”

7 seconds later, the text Disappeared, and red text reading “I'm The One Who's Tired of YOU!”, started to pop up on the screen, Eventually covering the Entire screen. The screen then Faded to black, as the Video ended.

after I watched the video, I was Appalled and Pissed off. “What kind of Person Would Make just a Awful video targeted towards kids?”, I said Distressed. I then proceeded to refresh the page, and after words, it turned out that the video had been deleted, and was no longer available.

The After Math
An hour after the video was deleted, the Video Which was Titled “JENGA W/ BOBBY, ZOEY, BOSS BABY AND MASHA | Roblox Funny Moments | Roblox”, was Uploaded To The Channel. I ended up watching the video to see if it was corrupted to, but to my surprise “It wasn't”. There was no violence, There was no gore or blood, no Creepy Things. It was just a normal Video, with it childish Noses and Cringy galore. I was even more Angered after realizing that they had just uploaded a violent video, deleted it, and Uploaded an normal video like nothing ever happened.

The Night after the Incident, My sister would come crying into My room at like 1 In the morning, and I would have to allow her to stay in my room, Because she wouldn't go back to her own room, for some reason. For the following 2 Nights, I would wake up in the middle of the night, to her crying in her sleeping bag, on the floor of my room. Eventually after the 2 nights went away, she stopped crying and would sleep the entire night. But the strange Occurrences wouldn't just stop right there, Because even more strange things started to happen.

I started to hear wired sounds at night, sometimes coming from my Computer, while sometimes seeming to be coming from right outside My bedroom door. I would start to hear The sound of Bluey saying “I'm the One Who's Tired of You!”, for over five minutes at a time. And I would also hear the sound of the Bluey theme song, Playing in the distance. I would also hear a cover of the song, “Daisy Bell”, from the YouTube Channel “Coco Melon”. And 1 Minute after that song played, I would hear the audio from a clip from the Movie “2001 A Space Odyssey “, were Hal 9000 would Also Briefly sing the Song “Daisy Bell”. I swear, My Blood would run cloud as Hal 9000 Cold and sick robotic voice Slowly Started to sing.

“Daisy, Daisy, Give Me Your Answer Do.”

“I'm Half, Crazy, All for the Love Of You!”

“It won't be a stylish marriage, but I cant afford a carriage”.

“But You Look Sweat, Upon The seat, Of a Bicycle built for to.”

I would also start to here Faint laughing, and also the sound of a new born baby crying. I swear, the TV Shows and YouTube Channels that both JJ The baby and Bluey came from, “Were actually very good for children”, and I loved to watch Bluey The most. But Know, I can't even think about allowing my sister to watch coco-mellon, even after what happened. And I couldn't even Look at Bluey, The same way I did before, after watching the video. After 1 week of Sleepless Nights, My parents even started to stop to sleep, Because They claimed they were hearing the sounds I and My sister were hearing to.

After over 2 Weeks of Sleepless Nights, My parents decided it would be best to never allow My sister to watch the crystalline Gamerz ever Again. And for some reason, the next night that I slept, there were no sounds at all, no creepy Noises, no strange occurrences, Nothing, Just absolute silence. But still, even after 1 month later, The event's of that day, still effects me to this day. Like, Now these days, I always check My Sister's search and watch history, to make sure if she had watched anything F**ked up, And I'm not going to lie “I am pretty Protective of my sister”, Including My parents.

To this day, I still am wondering why the video was uploaded, and why I heard those noises at night. Was it my a virus that effected My Computer, was it My imagination, or was it the Person who played Bluey In that video, who was Stalking me In my house? Honestly, I don't Think I'll ever know. But I have one more thing to tell You before You go, If You see a video with the title “JJ's Homicide”, or anything like that. Please, watch it with caution, Because it might be very Fucked up and Violent. Because I bet, You don't want Your childhood or Your innocents taken away in seconds, after watching those many minutes of disturbing, messed up, and Appalling content, that I have seen, many days ago.