User:I664k/sandbox/Operation Ouroboros

Post 1
Hi, I am Amos and I'm an avid player of the famous platform game known as Roblox, and if people ask me if I play Roblox a lot, I will certainly say yes, and right now I've experienced a weird occurrence over the weeks playing Roblox. And I do have to tell you, it is a lot of strange shit so be warned, because what you're about to see is going to be the wildest out of your dreams.

It was the summer of 2014, I'd recently sign up for Roblox on my computer and I felt fresh for both signing up to Roblox and summer as a whole, both of those gave me a strike of happiness because I'd play with other people without driving out to a house and the feeling of not going to school everyday.

Once I reached the front page, there were tons of categories for multiple games, obbies, simulators, whatever you call them - they were all fun to play, and what I decided to play were obbies.

The first obby I was playing was titled "The Obby Marathon" - basically, a marathon comprising of multiple obbies and levels, and I was in for it. Once I joined in, it was a total blast to start off, it gave me a fresh new start to everything, and I mean everything since my parents have been kinda, well, restrictive on technology.

The obbies of the Obby Marathon were okay to be honest, there wasn't any bad things to the quality whatsoever, it was just mediocre. After finishing the entire marathon, I thought to myself, "What could be next?" - the possibilities were endless for that specific thought, only the table turns once I returned to the front page of Roblox, my profile picture was at the top and it didn't seem too mysterious in any way but there was a new message, it read;

Operation Ouroboros

As you have known, the Roblox Department of Anomalies will be creating another department, a sub-department of the Department of Anomalies, the Roblox Department of Temporal Anomalies, now you've probably been asking, what is the Department of Temporal Anomalies? With the name of temporal anomalies, it means anomalies within time or timelines in layman terms, or in kevrophysic terms - a disruption in the spacetime continuum.

I had multiple questions in my head whilst reading this message, why was I even getting this message?, the only important question to solve was to think outside the box, what was the goal of even creating this department, I had multiple answers for this specific question I was asking, unfortunately there were no answers to even think of, the only thing to even devise the explanation for why I was even getting these messages was the scientific method, a empirical method of acquiring knowledge that has 6 stages, unfortunately that was sorta too hard for me since that I don't even research a lot, so the only thing I had left was to research this entire thing all by self and against my will.

I went researching the "Operation Ouroboros", interestingly there were no pages even mentioning the supposed "Operation Ouroboros", only a Wikipedia page for the symbol of ouroboros, and I felt that this was a dead end, or was it? Well, apparently not, because after a minute later, I got a message on Roblox reading; Operation Ouroboros Now, you may have been wondering, what is Operation Ouroboros? To explain that, the Roblox company is conducting a project in which we are temporally uniting all timelines to have their own websites on the main timeline of our universe, and all of those companies from different timelines will be a sub-company under Roblox.

If you want more information about the project, please head to our headquarters at 970 Park Pl, San Mateo, CA 94403, thank you for your cooperation.

Now, I got some new information from the official Roblox company, and yet this was a major success because this gave me a new insight on the project, and I also have to mention, that I live in San Mateo, and yet I also have a bicycle and I'm 15, and what does the age of 15 grant me? Well, literal autonomy to go any place without a parent, so with that out of the way, I got on my bicycle and went to the coordinates that pointed me to the Roblox headquarters, and it gave me a hour to go to the headquarters since I lived a bit far away from the headquarters, once I arrived at the headquarters, I went into the door and asked the man at the front desk if I can go into the headquarters because I want to know about Operation Ouroboros, and he let me in anyways, it looked like he had a 15 to 30 dollar wage, and that is the average type of wageslave to even let me in a building even if I'm not a employee.

I decided to go to the data center since I didn't bother to go to the other rooms anyways, and yet a employee was checking the data center for any vulnerabilities - since because he was a employee, I asked him that I was here for Operation Ouroboros, him and I walked for a bit, surrounded by the tons of server racks, and, lo and behold, a elevator was there, yet it was ID protected meaning only IDs of certain Roblox employees can come into the elevator, and of course, I entered in the elevator.

Post 2
This is gonna be the second part to Post 1, so pretty much theres gonna be a bit of dialogue between certain employees and me.

I step out of the elevator, him and I see a multitude of machinery that only him can understand, not me, and the only reason to why he has a greater knowledge of those machines is that he's an employee, and I know how you people realize this, it is probably because that these machines are apart of Operation Ouroboros.

We walk a bit around the machinery, him and I were both distracted by the loud noises of the machines, they were mostly cranking, and I can't certainly recognize any other sound than that.

There are employees also walking around the room, and they seemed lifeless, in fact so much, that I couldn't even see that they were humans.