Talk:ROHELL/@comment-39383213-20191019103513

Human pizza?

More like CLICHE PIZZA ahahahaha

Cliche Count:

satanism is spooky! 1

distorted music ooOoo! 2

changing the player's avatar? thats totally spooky!!! 3

black is scary oOoo 4

Y0UW1LLD1E AAAAH 5

YOU CAN'T LEAVE IN ALL CAPITALS BECAUSE IT TOTALLY MAKES IT MORE SCARY!!!!! 6

you CAN'T ESCAPE 7

JUMP SCARES WILL MAKE PEOPLE SCARED! ITS THE PERFECT PLAN! BECAUSE WHO NEEDS SUSPENSE? 8

optimism is not a excuse to make you want to do any more of this. that not what optimism means. 9

CANNABALISM IS SO SCARY! 10

of COURSE the cashier got murdered. 11

BLACK IS SCARY! OOooOOOooo! 12

somehow the big bad scary dude knows all his personal identity without even being near him or his credentials. 13

'''UNSATISFYING ENDING! 1'''4

And thats it for this edition of Cliche Count (aka the thing where I roast bad creepypasta writers.) This pasta has a lot of potential, and I actually ate (read) it all, because it wasn't THAT stupid. I feel that if you read a list of bad cliches to use in creepypastas, you could actually make something really cool. Anyways, I hope that you read this and learn from it! And remember to always try your best.