Noob.Exe

Notice: This is not a Sonic.exe reference. '''Notice: This story might be too scary for you. If you don't like very scary stuff then don't read this.'''

Notice: This is fake don't comment that it is because if you do then the other people have the privilege to call you a brainwashed kid.

Hi! My name is Albert, and I want to share my encounter with something called "Noob.exe". (NOT FLAMINGO ALBERT).

A "Glitch"
So I was playing my favorite game, called Noob Army Tycoon 1, we'll just call it NAT. So I got on my game, but when I was about to deploy the bridge, a noob had a face that I didn't equip for them. Must have been a glitch. But right as I was about to deploy the bridge, it's face got even more disturbing. What I mean by that is that it's smile got bigger and blood started coming out of its eyes. I deployed the bridge as quickly as I could, hoping to get that creature out of there. As soon as all the Noobs got on the other side I made the bridge come back to me, so it wouldn't come back.

The Rampage
The noobs just kept walking, but that one noob just stared at me for a couple seconds then teleported back to the crowd. Then I heard some footsteps behind me. I turned around to see that noob, even more disturbing than last time. It had pieces of skin on its mouth, with even more blood coming from its eyes. This time inside the eyes was a red dot. It let out a screech and then disappeared. It was about a minute of normal gameplay until I saw noobs hanging from a rope. It freaked me out because that wasn't any ability. Then the sky turned red.

Teapots For All
The other players were still on, so I rushed to their place. All I found was the remains of them. Before they chatted a lot, now it was silent. I saw a noob for a split second. I was shaking intensely on my chair. Why not leave? I couldn't leave. Not even Alt + F4. I tried to shut off my computer, but it wouldn't shut off. Soon, it was raining teapots. For some reason, each time one hit me, I felt pain where it struck my character. I found shelter in my place. The reason I didn't stay at the other player's place was because the roofs exploded and left no trace for shelter. Then, I heard heavy footsteps behind me. I knew it was him so I looked at him. At that point I was shaking so hard that the chair shook. The noob said "You will see what happened to them.." Then he ran at me. I ran out and as soon as he got out the teapot rain stopped.

What That Thing Was
It was a lot more violent outside than last time. All of the hanging noobs had some entrails coming out. One even had its head ripped off. Soon it was too much. I covered my eyes and stopped. "Why cover your eyes? It's not fun that way." I was terrified. How did it know what I was doing? I almost started crying, then I had the thought of unplugging my computer. I tried to pull it out, but it didn't come out. I tried so hard that I fell to the floor. Nothing worked. I focused back on the screen. " You want to see what I am?" it asked. I was too scared to answer. I knew if I answered it would do it anyway. Then I heard static and screeching at the same time. When I saw it, I cracked my computer screen. It said "NOOOOOOoO00!!11!!!1!" I threw my PC out of the window hoping that would kill it. "You will eventually meet your demise."

The Next Day
I turned on the TV to see if it did anything. I turned on the news to see what it did. "The intruder has left the area. Unfortunately, 28 people have gone missing and 3 people have been found brutally murdered next to their PCs. The footsteps of the intruder stopped at the window and has prevented further investigation. If you spot the intruder in your area, please contact your local police station."  Then I saw him, and he was '''coming. (He is not dead no pt 2 coming soon and origin).'''

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