The Cursed Front Page Game

Every day, at 12:12, a front page game will appear out of nowhere. It will stay there for 60 seconds, then it will disappear from ROBLOX. Out of curiosity, I clicked Play and it was a green grassy baseplate. What was different was that the color was one never before seen on ROBLOX. Suddenly, the game name changed and it disconnected. I refreshed on the game page and it gave me a 404. A day later, I saw a new game called "You Are Gonna Like this" with over 1,000 people playing. I joined it, and it was that same unusual baseplate. However, a decal saying "Hello, John" appeared before me.

Then, something showed up at my door. You'll never guess what.

JOHN CENA