Noli

Theyweresurffing Noli Render = SwAeJuDiNoli = Athernits =

"Five Belong in my merry circle. Three have Fallen. Those two left live in secret. One choose to indentify eachother. One Identified himself."

- SwAeJuDiNoli

Theyweresurffing is one of the most well-known Roblox myths as well as one of the oldest Classic Myths. He was first documented in November of 2009. Certain beliefs include Noli being a cultist or even a ghost of a past moderator. It is said that Noli had around 51 accounts, with Noli being the first, but it is not proven if they actually had around 50 accounts. Almost all alternate accounts were terminated and lost. Noli is worshiped by numerous cults, most notably by The Cole Family and The Void Cult…!

Pasta
It was April 5, 2011. Boring, normal day. Nothing special was going on, until I decided to log onto Roblox. The site was bugging me with a notification saying "your password isn't correct", so I decided to make a new account. The account's name, in question was QuickFox92.

I chose "Boy" as my gender. However, the image was a bit distorted. It's normal happy face was replaced by a straight line for a mouth. Figuring ROBLOX just updated this to make the boy look tough, I moved on and entered my password. It asked for an e-mail for verification, but I just skipped that because I doubt I'd be hacked. I was wrong. I went to the Change Character page and fooled around, setting my colors to be like Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, buying a shirt with a Minecraft creeper on it.

I decided to play a game. The average games were on the front page, such as "Journey for the lost Pencil", "Name That character!," and "Survive The 90 Disasters." There was one that caught my eye: "The End." The game icon was an awesome face crashing into the Earth, which probably had nothing to do with the game because that's what most people but on a survival game's picture.

I clicked Play and the game loaded up. The game had nothing. It was a simple empty baseplate, like your starter place. The website noted that there were 471 players online, there were none in the game. The player list was blank. Five minutes later, a player called "Noli" came in. I've heard before that he was a user that the administrators of the website made to test the new way to ban players, but he wasn't banned. He was in the game. I tried being friendly by saying "Hello"; but my chat never appeared. Noli never spawned. The only players were QuickFox92 and Noli.

The ambient changed to the color red. A figure appeared in front of me. It looked like my character, with the creeper shirt and the baseball cap. The figure had text above its head. It said, "Hello, QuickFox92. Are you ready for The End?" I expected this place to just be rubbish and leave. I clicked the little Menu button at the bottom and then "Leave Place". It did nothing. I kept clicking, and it wasn't responding. The menu disappeared.

The figure said, "You can stay a little longer. Come and play with me, QuickFox92!" I hit CTRL+ALT+DEL. The windows vista menu came up, and I quickly clicked "Start Task Manager". It opened up, but the ROBLOX program wasn't showing up. Nor was its process. I closed out. The figure continued changing text, "Why won't you play with me, QuickFox92?" I unplugged my router. "Please, QuickFox92! Please play with me!" I figured the roblox program was finding a way to connect over my Hamachi network. I closed that, too. I gave up and went back into the game and played with him. He said, "Follow me."

I followed and he went to the edge of the baseplate. The figure began talking. "Do you know what happens when you die, QuickFox92?". I couldn't answer, because my chat wouldn't register. "Why won't you try and see?". I didn't. I turned off my computer. I unplugged it.

A burnt image of the figure was still on the screen, and faded out. I plugged it back in, and the ROBLOX program booted up as soon as I logged into windows. A windows textbox appeared, "Hello, Timothy. Log in to ROBLOX and play with me!" Apparently, it knew my Windows operating system username and is now using it to annoy me. I couldn't close ROBLOX, or use task manager. Both networks were disabled and kept disabled. The only thing I could do was get a new computer.

I now have a new computer, it is a Windows 7 and it works like a charm, with Noli not annoying me. I decided to go on ROBLOX again and view my profile, but not log in. I went to "People" and then searched "QuickFox92," and found my profile. I looked the same as I did before. My description was "noli." My curiosity got the best of me and I decided to log in after all. My password wasn't the same. It wouldn't let me in. I'm not going to bother making another account, because I don't want to buy yet another computer due to Noli.

Biography
[9/5/2007] - After the “Mysterious Object” event on Roblox had ended, the Void Star was released to the public. Noli had gotten the first Void Star and is reported to display weird behavior shortly after. His physical appearance was a big part - anything he stood on would emit an odd aura, corrupt anything he stood on, shut games down, hack into accounts, and edit the site.

[9/10/2007] - Shortly after the incident and his termination, Noli re-appeared. He started to hack into accounts that had the Void Star and stole them. Once again, Noli terrorized the site, even shutting down Roblox’s games and stealing accounts. Mods were unable to ban him for over two weeks, chaos still ensuing. When mods were questioned about this period, they refused to speak.

[9/5/2008] - After one year, Noli reemerged. However, instead of causing chaos and destruction, he influenced hundreds of players to join his religious cult, with the use of the Void Star. This group came to be the Void Cult, who followed Noli and his teachings. Shortly after the creation of this cult, Noli vanished once again.

[5/16/2010] - Noli revives his original account, but that came with a few strange changes. An example of said change would be his avatar picture and last seen date would all be question marks - which was a side effect of the exploit Noli used. Noli posted “And so darkness descends” on the forums, which caused many Hunters to do everything in their power to remove Noli again. One hunter (name unknown) was able to contact a Roblox moderator and removed traces of Noli, wiping the site clean.

[5/16/2012] - Different cult groups began to stir up chaos in the community, claiming that Noli would return once again, and bring down those who opposed him and the Void Cult. This would happen continuously throughout the years, typically happening on the 16th of each month. The cultists would hold summonings, hoping for their leader to return. The Void Cultists also harbored an extreme hatred against the myth community, believing they were the ones who caused their lord to disappear.

[9/11/2022] - A account named Athernits was created, Athernits has been seen staying in the game (The Tempest), Longest active in the game was 1-2 weeks straight. Noli's Main victim in the year 23-22 Has been (VoidKleos) An Active Dev former. (VoidKleos) Managed to get on his friends list and try and talk to Athernits, He did not get much info. It's been years since the last sighting on Noli.

The Tempest
One of Noli's Void cultists, SwAeJuDiNoli, has a game called The Tempest. Staying “too long” there angers Noli, and makes him sad. Athernits Is always active in the game, He will not make much conversation. He tends to get his temper up when people stay too long or there is too many people. He seems to resets once everyone leaves.

The game has no description and it contains a pitch black temple, a spinning cloudy sky box, a single, pitch-black NPC named "Aspx," and a spike in front of him that instantly kills you.

Behind the temple is an invisible teleporter located somewhere on the wall of the 1st brick, which leads you to several sky islands above the temple.

On the island, there is a light-gray NPC named "Reverse Aspx" telling you to leave. The islands seem to be covered in snow, with the tree's leaves resembling a pink color.

The game needs updating, since it still in Experimental Mode, the last update having been made on 3/6/2010 and the game having been created on 2/25/2010. Staying too long causes the temple to start crumbling. In the sky, islands is a "waterfall" that teleports you to ruins. There will be a dark grey house with a tomb inside of it. Using exploits you can see a skeleton inside of the tomb.

As of in 9/14/22 Athernits been most active and is called by the myth community (Tempest Over Watcher)

Behaviour
Not much is known how Noli behaves, but it seems like Noli doesn’t like people invading his space, as in The Tempest, after a short period of time, Noli will destroy his temple, as if to hide something or show something. Little to nothing is known about Noli due to the fact he was terminated before he could be documented. The only thing known about him is that he likely hates people invading his space as in The Tempest the Temple is destroyed after some time.

It is unknown what Noli really is or what his motives are however his account was deleted, and for a long time his profile appeared but his avatar was a question mark.

History
On the 25th of February 2010, a user called "YaleUniversity" made a forum post called "WHAT IS THIS???". The user discussed that when you searched Noli into the Roblox search bar, a user called "Noli" would pop up as a question mark, and when you tried going into their account it would send you to the Roblox homepage. Many theories were created after this post, some saying that Noli was a hacker, others saying he was a glitch created when the website was down. After the rumors started, A user called "SwAeJuDiNoli" was created on the same day.

Rumors started that SwAeJuDiNoli was an acronym for Swami8333, Aeacus, Justgoaway1, Dignity & Athernits and that these people owned the account. Some have also stated that a user called "Nate2800" might also be one of the owners due to him being on SwAeJuDiNoli's t-shirt. Noli supposedly made an alternative account named Banworld after SwAeJuDiNoli (another alternate account) was terminated, but this rumor was soon found to be false. There was an apparent Forum thread that was created by SwAeJuDiNoli stating that Banworld is his alternative account. It wasn't until March of 2019 that Banworld got attention after the account became active again. It hasn't been confirmed if the account was stolen or if Noli was logging into it. Sometime in 2019, SwAeJuDiNoli got hacked and banned shortly afterward for it. The hackers did manage to make a game called "Where Swans Will Weep". in 9/11/22 A user of the name "Athernits" Joined as a user.

The myth community hovering over Noli is now hovering over Athernits, Athernits seems to be a newer alt of Noli. Not much info on Athernits yet, but we have been looking into it.

Be afraid of "Theyweresurffed". I think he'll be do something 29.02.2024...

Trivia

 * He has two cults made after him, the "Void Cult" and "The VoidFamily"; The Void Family being the most recent.
 * Some of Noli's "Void Cultists" include Lezus, Zuka, Minish, and SwAeJuDiNoli
 * Noli does seem to have somewhat of importance in "Shadelight" via Goldity's references.
 * Noli seemed to have some connection with AkaManah.
 * Aspx may refer to "Active Server Page Extended file", but for what reason is unknown.