User blog:Nobody012/You are My Friend

Aye, this is for the pasta competition. For Round 1. Work in editing, please don't edit.

Edit: Almost halfway.

Story
This had been really disturbing for a while.

I was a Roblox player, but not now anymore. Every time I try to login to Roblox now, my hands are still trembling, scared of what I may become, or how my friend would become.

If I really have to start, I can tell you what happened from the beginning.

Back then, I was a common player of Roblox, just being there, having fun. I spent hours there, making new friends, being creative and building structures with Lego bricks.

One day, everything changed.

The next day, I started up the site and I found myself logged in already, with the account name "FriendWithin". I had no idea why the account name was like this, but I do now. But anyways, I attempted to log out, but it failed miserably. The whole computer screen glitched, and it restarted twice before I could get on the Internet successfully. However, it was still logged in as "FriendWithin".

Then, I decided to leave it alone for a while, and my printer started working on its own.

It just had a simple sentence on the paper, like this: "'I am your friend within you. Nice to meet you.'"After that, my computer rebooted and I was logged in to my usual account. I looked up for the "FriendWithin" account, but it appeared to be disabled five years ago. Anyways, I still sent him a message: "'Who are you? Why am I your friend?'"Three days later, when I started up my computer, it was again logged in as "FriendWithin". I checked the message wall, and found my message there. I didn't type anything, but I checked the message history and it showed that this was sent five years ago. However, all I remembered was sending the message three days before. What happened?

Well, it was apparent that this mysterious user had replied. I looked at it. It read: "'We are one. I am always your friend, and you are never my friend. Call me Jake.'"Anyways, at least I got something new. A stalker called Jake was targeting me. Of course, I returned: "'I don't know you. Have you been stalking me, Jake?'"Right after sending this, it marked "Error" and I left the page. When I reloaded it, it logged in to my usual account and the reply still went through. I had no idea why this happened, but again, I did not want to know either.

I felt doozy and I ended up having a nap. When I woke up, and I found a note sticking on my forehead. It read: "'No, I did not stalk you. You did not stalk me. We are one. I will meet you at the toilet.'"