REDACTED: Your Mission...

Hi, if you've clicked this page then let me be the first to say, CONGRATULATIONS!

You just recently signed up to be an employee at [REDACTED] and this is your first day on the job! Before we start your first mission, we have a few things to cover first, one of them is that the death risks are very high, but that's just a rumor by some anonymous people, the truth is, you can't prove anything! Also, please don't die, we at [REDACTED] are not going to cover any medical bills.

The Basics
If you want to succeed here on your missions, your going to have to learn our motto, "Never Use A Hack", our goal here at [REDACTED] is to rid ROBLOX of any and all possible hackers, and it's up to you to be the watchful eye, you'll need, a flashlight, a ban hammer, and an instruction book, well I think that's pretty much it for training, more training you say? Don't be silly! The number one rule here at [REDACTED] is to take a leap of faith, so you pretty much have to.... what's this?! It's a hacker! He's breaking in to [REDACTED]'s source code! Hurry and ban him!

Just hurry! I can hear him typing from here!

Oh my god! He's terminated one of our admins! Hurry up and use that ban hammer!

Please....I....

.....

Heh heh heh heh heh......

I am now the true owner!

I will give you a MISSION you can't possibly refuse!

Quit now, and it's death! But listen to me and I'll let you go!

I want you... to corrupt ROBLOX, to unban all my friends! To give me all the ROBUX in the world!

What do you say?

No go? Then it's DEATH time!

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You watch as your ROBLOX character melts, then sports a quite angry face, and melts until it is a puddle....

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