User blog:TelamoonLoL/How to make better pastas!

Note: this is not a pasta. This is a blog. I will teach you how to make better pastas.

First, let's talk about "Creepiness". If you want to make your pasta creepier, make your pasta unlike others. I mean, not like "OMG SOMEONE HACKED ROBLOX AAAAA HE IS HACKER 100% HACKER BEWARE HIM!!!". No. Just no. You need to make it original. Also, if you will add pictures, it doesn't really make your pasta look creepier. Add things that you're afraid of.

Next is "Length". Try to make your pasta long. Short pastas are not really interesting.

"Clichés". If you don't know what does it means, let me explain. Just like I said before, make your pasta original. No one wants to read something like "Mix pastas". Don't mix your pasta with other ones. I will make an example of WORST clichés:

AAAA I SEE BLOOD ON MY SCREEN AAAAA!!!

OH NO!!! JOHN DOE AND THE COMMUNITY!! AAAAA!!!!

THERE IS A GUY WITH A KNIFE! OH NO!

I CAN'T UNFRIEND THIS GUY AAAAA!

Someone accepted his request, and then he DIED! AAH!!!

AAAAA THE ERROR CODE IS 666!!! OH NO! AAAAH!!!

No. These are the WORST clichés. seriously. Never use them.

Well, I think you know about "Originality". Just make your pasta unlike other ones. That's all.

And, the most important one. "Realistic". You know, if you will make pastas like: "THIS GUY IS A HACKER!!! HE WILL HACK ANYONE! NEVER TRUST HIM!!! THIS IS 110% REAL PASTA IT'S NOT FAKE IF U SAY THAT THIS IS FAKE HE WIL HACK YOU!!!!!", then it's probably gonna be the worst pasta ever. Make your pasta realistic.

Well, that's all. Remember, Don't use clichés, Don't say that your pasta is 110% real, and don't use capital letters in every word :) Good luck!!!