User blog:MiXiPixel/Proposed Pasta - Be GLaD you're not me...

Whew... I'm never gonna look at Roblox or Portal the same way ever again.

Why, you ask? I'll tell you.

Chapter 1
What a beautiful day! I load up Firefox and check out what's new on Roblox.

In my recommended for you section, there is a game called "Full Portal 3". It has no players, and it has no rating, so I assume it's new. Looking on its page confirms this, as today is May 26, 2021. The game's creation date was May 24, 2021 and was updated today.

As I am a portal fanatic, I think to myself "What the heck?" and join. The game is extremely high quality, and features lifelike speech.

Around 3 days later and 12 hours of Gameplay, I reach Chapter 15, marking the halfway point through this massive Portal game. However I see something disturbing right about now. I'm looking at myself through a portal, and my hat is suddenly missing. I jump down a hole to die and reset character, however my hat is still gone. It's equipped on the website. I tried rejoining and it worked. After what happened to me in Deep In The Null, I am quite cautious.

Suddenly I hear something weird coming from a speed gel pipe. No other pipe makes this sound. This pipe seems to be special. I bust it open and gel gets all over the place. It's safe to say I didn't think that through. And then the game darkens, and fades to black.

The game then just says "Thank You for playing!" and then Roblox closes.

Every time I try to join, it just does this. It kicks me. But I'm not one for this kind of stuff. I'm the kind of guy who wants answers.

So I set up a virtual machine, and an alternative ROBLOX account to dive into this weird game again.

Chapter 2
Somehow the game automatically sends me back to that special pipe. Obviously I want to stay away from it, so I progress onwards. I hear a familiar noise, but I can't quite pin it down. The noise is coming from the floor. The noise sounds like a mix between the sound Roblox used to play when you got messaged, and meowing. I know I know, it sounds weird. At this point it does that "Thank you for playing!" thing again. Except now the alt does it sometimes for games. There's about a 25% chance every minute that the Alt gets kicked from any game.