User blog:MiXiPixel/Proto-Pasta: "Roblox for DOS.bat"

Hello reader. I am here to document something that happened to me somewhat recently.

I am a 13 year old boy who has been through a lot. I used to have a friend called Praise but he got abducted and I don't know where he is.

Recently I've been obsessed with Roblox and operating systems.

After my friend Praise disappeared, I decided to set up a virtual machine in DOS.

Chapter 1: Ayo Pix
My friend, Michael, was acting different. He seemed like he was more excited than usual. He then sent me a file after I told him about the MS Dos virtual machine. Here's what the message read.

"Ayo Pix, I managed to port Roblox to DOS. You should stream running this on your virtual machine."

And there was a 3.2MB file named "Roblox for DOS.bat". I didn't even know that .bat files could be over 128KB, as I read that somewhere. It's probably wrong like most things on the internet though.

Anyway, I started streaming and downloaded the file. I said "First, I'm gonna try running it on my computer." Suddenly, Michael had rapidly sent a message reading "NONONOOOONONONONONOONO DOS ONLY!" in less than a second. Geez, he must really be against running it on my computer. Weird.

So I ran it in the virtual machine.

What I saw was a 16 bit image with some crappy sound of the Roblox website. It wasn't a game, however it was an animation of Michael equipping the Leopard Fedora item on his avatar. After that, it closed and DOS restarted.

"I mean, it's cool, but how is this porting it to dos?", I asked him.

"You fell for it.". He then blocked me.

I contacted him on Steam to ask what his problem was.

"What do you mean? I don't remember sending you that. I haven't even been able to log into discord for 3 days.", he said.

I immediately knew what happened.

I made Michael a new account and set up an alt to chat with the fake michael.

While me and Michael were chatting normally and such, I asked the Fake michael (let's just call him Fichael) why he had blocked me.

"VMs aren't perfectly insulated from... unwanted software ;)

And I don't want a contact with a... "messed up" computer."

I immediately deleted the VM and ran an antivirus scan. No virus results.

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