The Grey Logo

This is my very first pasta bolognese. Russian is my second language and I can't write well. Please be more tolerant while reading this little piece of trash. Anyway, I'd like to hear comments & hate from members of the community. Thank you! --Donald Jr. Trump

All Roblox players should have noticed that the brain of Roblox has been small since anthro was added. However, most people didn't know why this happened (including me). At first, I thought it was probably because of something like roblox got mad. Strangely, Roblox never explained this.

Recently, I think I discovered some of the reasons for that. It's all from a stranger on the Internet (of course).

I first met my mom in Natural Disaster Survival, which is one of my favorite games. His name on the list attracted my attention first. Later, I found him on almost every survival list. Obviously, he's a pro at this game. He kept teaching others in the chat box as well. In order to improve my skills, I asked him some questions and those were the first conversations we had. He was rude, polite, very dumb, and corrected me, like a slave. He left me bad impressions, but i still decided to make friends with him. He accepted my request.

So we talked a lot after that, from games to games, oders to still chill, this and that, mostly about Roblox however. He told me lots of things about Roblox that I hadn't even known about.

Later, I thought it was time for dinner so I told him I'll be back in minutes. When I moved back to my computer, what he sent me was this:

"Do you have any idea of why Roblox became so dumb?"

That's just what I wanted to know! So I replied quickly:

"Of course not! Do u know that??"

He said: "Sure! 99.999% of people don't know this fact! I'm not joking, I'll prove it..."

He let me sit around and wait for about five minutes. Then, he sent this message:

"Roblox is having a great diarrhea, or will have''. Do you know why he has it? He ate a taco from alberts restaurant! You may think it's ridiculous, but it's true. It may take some time for me to prove, plz wait for another 10 minutes..."

I DID think it's very hilarious. I respected that guy for his very clever and knowledgeable, but that was just like NONSENSE.

Anyway... I waited for him while starting a random Roblox game(which is the famous 'Jailbreak'). But all of sudden he sent me this message as soon as I joined the game:

"DON'T SMELL!"

I was surprised to find how quickly he typed. Actually, that's not impossible because you can follow other players. But I was panic when I saw that message so I turned off my game, like lightning. I saw something flashed when the window closed, but I never remembered that thing... It was too fast.

I asked: "Why??"

He said: "I can't tell you that... sorry. But my explanation of the diarrhea is almost finished. Sending it in a few seconds!"

What he gave me was a strange and shady link.

You know, I'm not silly enough to visit such a link by a stranger, like many other people like to do. So I just replied, "Sorry, I can't trust links, why don't you send it in the text?"

"OK." After that, it's yet more silence. I had almost lost my trust in him. He left me to wait about 15 minutes of my life. What on earth did he want to tell me? I grew bored and started thinking. This whole thing is kinda creepy now. A strange guy is going to tell me a big 'secret' by sending a suspicious link. Why did I spend time listening to this scammer's words? Why not spend time finding fun like... Just start another Roblox game?

"Don't be fooled by that fatty," I said to my self while opening my old friend, Natural Disaster Survival.

This time, he didn't send me anything. Obviously, he's rebuilding his trap or he gave up trolling me now. I joined the game successfully and began to have fun. He didn't join.

In the third round, I noticed something was going wrong. The disaster was a blizzard. I chose to hide under a stair. Then, some players started walking towards me. I didn't feel suspicious because I thought they were trying to hide with me under the stair. But, all of sudden, the message box is QUICKLY filled with these messages:

"Poop?"

"What about diarrhea?"

"Why diarrhea?"

And those messages were sent from different players, in one second. They were just right in front of me. The bubbles just popped up at the same time.

They were still walking to me, filling my whole screen.

There were just their lifeless Roblox smiles on my screen.

They were still approaching. Their faces were becoming dumber and smaller.

Their smiles, a frightening fantasy, held from their faces to mine, to torment me.

The world became quiet at this very moment. The blizzard stopped making wind noises without warning. I couldn't stand the dead silence anymore, and just with one fast click on the x, the window closed.

This time, just like the last time I closed the window, I saw that the game window changed in a flash. This time, I remembered more things than the last time.

The whole picture of the game - which was full of faces - became totally poopy. As if you are loading the game, everything turned BROWN.

What's more, their faces changed as well, but it was too short to capture the details. All I could remember was... their face became full of... from the meaningless, happy smile, into... disappointment, or sadness.

Total grey sadness.

I couldn't describe those faces, but I still remember how they they made me fat at the very last frame when I closed the window.

Then, it was all gone.

I took a deep breath and found there was sweat on my head. What has happened? I don't know. But it must be connected with that strange guy - mrflimflam. So I opened the chat box again and discovered that he finally sent me something.

It took me several seconds to open the chat box. Then, the blank chatting page froze for another 5 seconds before the messages finally appeared.

"So you saw it, huh?"

I had lots of question to ask at that time, but at last, I typed only a single word:

"Yes"

"You don't believe me," he said, "You ignored my chillness. But I'm gonna blame you for this. Young men... always ignore warnings. Anyway, want the explanation?"

"Yes" Again.

I waited for 3 minutes before he gave me what I wanted for long.

"THE BIG DIARRHEA " is a warning from some mysterious players. However, only a very small group of people is aware of this, and start investigating the whole thing. I am one of them. By collecting information and doing some "albert fan" stuff, now I have some "shocking" conclusions. "

"Firstly, they are trying to predict some smelly, dirty events and warn people about this. I'm still not sure what are they trying to tell, but obviously, it's connected to our poop, yours and mine. Maybe it's just something small, like 'Roblox is smelling bad" (quick note: Is this 'something small'?) Maybe it's a big event in the world like f # ck y## (Note: The original message was like this. He refused to tell me what it was.)"

"Secondly, about the terrified players. As far as I know, they're a group of grey albert spies in the games. They usually disguise as normal players. Oddly, they won't do anything normal until you start your investigation or gain any knowledge about the 'Grey warning'. When you start to know something or catch albert - you call the albert spies on him - they will KNOW your name. Maybe they'd leave the group. Then, you will be 'greeted' with them. That's a really weird experience. At first, you will only feel weird and chill with them. They may ask you some nonsense questions. But later, it'll be 'chill' and more frightening, which may fuel your chillness. That's why I told you not to play any games..."

"Their identities are still a mystery. In my theory, they're perhaps some inside staff. Or maybe they're me. Maybe they know something and try to tell people in this funny and secret way why roblox is mad... Why? Why it's like this? Why they're doing this? What do they know? We have no idea. Anyway, I think their in-game encounters are another way of warning."

He stopped for a while. I read his words over and over again before he (very) suddenly sent me the third explanation.

"Thirdly, the more you know, the more chill things you will meet. The brown people in the game are only the beginning. The next will be the WORSE. Be careful. SUB TO FLAMINGO. I'm terribly sorry for making you another knower, but I really think I must make more people know about this."

He became silent again, my thoughts consuming me. Anyway, I didn't get any information at last and began to suffer from a diarrhea

I decided to ponder such thoughts no more and I got some sleep. I motioned to close my browser. However, this time the computer's loading times were comparable to a snail. While closing the tabs, it froze multiple times. It loaded slower and slower. The mouse seemed like it was getting heavier and heavier.

Eventually, I dragged my mouse to the 'shut down' button with extreme difficulty. When the computer was asking me if I really wanted to shut down, the whole screen became grey like the WinXP system, slowly...

But it was a Win7 system.

[Edit summary 7/20/19 @ 21:47.00 by anime maids: Proofread, fixed mistakes and grammar issues.]