Emperor D: The Return

Hello everyone, TaintedPathDaBest here again, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but he is back.

Yes, you heard me, Emperor D is back, but I don’t know what he wants from me this time, our last encounter was when I stole assets from Databrawl Roleplay, but I don’t know why he came back for me, It’s been 4 months since the ban (which was 4 months of me doing other crap) and I just remembered that I got unbanned, so I hopped back on Roblox to play whatever interests me, but not even a second later I got a friend request from… oh you know who.

I thought he wanted to tell me something, so I accepted the friend request, and he immediately sent me a message:

”hello” Emperor D said.

”What do you want from me???” I sent back

”Oh nothing”

”I just want you to play my game”

”*insert link to obviously cursed scary looking game here*”

”That’s what you friended me for?” I sent.

It was a bit funny how he just decided to send me a game he made after he scared the daylights out of me when I stole the assets of my favorite RP game, but I was curious nonetheless, so I decided to check it out.

When I joined the game, I was greeted by Emperor D (in his true form, mind you), I moved my avatar towards him to see if he would turn to me at all, boy oh boy what a big mistake that was.

”FINALLY.” Emperor D said.

”bro I know what you are gonna do just get it over with and chase me, then kill me when you catch me, ok?” I said.

”ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, DON’T RUSH ME OK? >:(“

He then started chasing me like usual, but after 30 seconds of the chase, he tripped on something and hurt his non-existent knee, he would then proceed to grab said non-existent knee and groan in pain for a while until something happened…

A slipper would come out of nowhere and hit Emperor D on the head, giving him a seizure and turning him into a png of himself.

”EXCUUUUUUSE ME!!!!!!!!” Someone said from across the server.

”Who tf is that?” I said?

Wait a minute… that voice… it sounded very, very, very familiar… no, it can’t be…

A shadow emerged from nowhere, when it got closer and closer, it revealed who the person that threw the slipper was.

It was none other than… NIKOCADO AVOCADO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I panicked as I made my avatar run away from the pile of fat who was armed with a slipper, I heard him rambling about how he is gonna beat my avatar up and how they will pay for making fun of him through various fat jokes.

However, my avatar couldn’t keep up with him, and Nikocado ultimately ended up catching me in the end, there was no jumpscare, I was just kicked from the server with the reason being “Take that, peasant!”

Afterwards, my computer would catch an unremovable virus which filled up my screen with images of Nikocado Avocado, I knew the only way to stop the virus was to destroy my PC and get a new one, so I went to grab a gun, and I shot my PC, huge mistake.

I would be immediately grabbed into my PC, where I would end up in a dimension-like thing that’s just filled with Nikocado’s videos with no way of me getting out, so I just sat around and watched the fat man lose his crap.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell y’all, this was a joke creepypasta this entire time.

FOOLED- wait, it was obvious it was a joke this entire time?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!