Spiritual Roblox

"Questioning who we are is not the same as questioning what we should be."

-Johndog69420's book, "JToH's Joke Towers"

Part I: The Theory
January 18, 2023, Juke's Towers of Hell

A few developer friends of mine were joking in Roblox that the all-knowing David Baszucki made Roblox to emulate his own dreams of a greater version of it. Obviously, there cannot be such a theory like that. However, I was skeptical. I began to inquire to programmers about what this could mean, a "dream Roblox" of sorts. They only gave their thoughts on what illiterate nonsense the joke meant. It was strange to me, elaborating on what a simple joke meant.

So I extended my research on DR, which I refer to the dream Roblox for now. DR turned up no results at all. I began replacing the words with "fantasy", "future", "mythical" Roblox to discover nothing. Then, I found a result in the "Spiritual Roblox" search. A few reviews, which is strange. Who would write a review about a nonexistent game? But it was not a game. It was a book.

"JToH's Joke Towers" was a book written by a person under the epithet of "Johndog69420". I knew JToH. Bu the "joke towers" part mystified me. When I downloaded a free pdf, the content in the book was an interesting amalgamation of Roblox physics, the "hardest possible obstacles" and what it has to do with JToH. It even mentioned a link, https://jtohs-joke-towers.fandom.com/f I entered the site. I expected a creepy, blacked out database or something about DR but what the honest hell was this?

Part II: JToH's Joke Towers
This trancendentalist impossible conglomerate was hiding under my nose the entire time? What is this? I know about a 12 stud wraparound, but an EXPAN stud wraparound? I am losing my mind. I searched it up and found the answer: An infinity so large that no amount of measurement would describe it. Then, while browsing through the site, I found the person who wrote the strange book. "He is an admin of spiritual roblox" got my attention. He was behind this?

"I was in Roblox and he did Umhullt von Leiden first try" What is he? A god, I assumed. No gifted person could even attempt that and beat it, much less on the first try. Obviously, since he was totally playing for 290 years.

I dug deeper.

(link to second part here)

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