The Fight of the Century

Hello. I am a Roblox user who witnessed only what I can call the Fight of the Century. It happened the other day when I logged on to Roblox and in my recommended feed was an experience that said "The Fight of the Century + Epic Music" which I clicked because why not? The competitors were ACEG, who had no legs, and Eighty, who looked straights out of a 90s PlayStation game. They are both experienced Roblox warriors, from what I can find.

The fight began with Eighty powering up as Duel of the Fates began playing. ACEG quickly readied his shield for defense. Boom! Eighty fired a crane at ACEG, but he floated above it, before ACEG uses his mind-control on Eighty to make him fall off the battlefield, but Eighty regains control at the last second. Then, both ACEG & Eighty power up, emitting green & blue auras, respectively. They throw an energy punch to each other, covering the battlefield. Then, both of them start spitting boomerangs at each other before they each show their secret weapon, a Doomsday Black Hole Bomb. They ignited their black holes at the same time, and poof! My computer crashes, before saying "ERR_BLACKHOLE_EMERGENCY."

Then, all 3 of my NOAA Weather Radios go off (yes, I have NOAA Weather Radios) and they all talk about a "End of the World warning." They've gotta be kidding me, I thought. And then, the message. "A black hole was detected at 4:18 PM and is set from our current estimates to swallow Earth in 1 to 7 days. Stay strong, we'll try to keep the black hole from swallowing Earth." 4:18 was the exact time my computer crashed. "This can't be a coincidence, this  CAN'T  be a coincidence!"

Then, the universe must have become a crossover episode of "Keeping Black Holes from Swallowing Stuff " because the classic Roblox Noob came and said "I'll stop this!" and typed "/e free" into his chat box??? Anyway, this created a energy shield that made the black hole speed away and promptly swallow the Andromeda galaxy. The noob said "I couldn't have done it without your help." I replied "What do you mean? I just sat back & watched!" The noob started sweating before saying "Oooh right, it was just me. You're welcome!" before teleporting somewhere else, presumably to destroy another black hole.

I just want to tell you, the reader, reading this that if you find a Roblox experience called "The Fight of the Century," don't play it unless you're that Roblox noob who saved me.