Spiritual Roblox

This story is not real, like a majority of stories on this site. However, it uses truthful (and some fabricated) references to my own knowledge, clearly excluding the part where I ENTER THE TOTALLY REAL RECREATION OF ROBLOX.

"Questioning who we are is not the same as questioning what we should be."

-Johndog69420's book, "JToH's Joke Towers"

Part I: The Theory
January 18, 2023, Juke's Towers of Hell

A few developer friends of mine were joking in Roblox that the all-knowing David Baszucki made Roblox to emulate his own dreams of a greater version of it. Obviously, there cannot be such a theory like that. However, I was skeptical. I began to inquire to programmers about what this could mean, a "dream Roblox" of sorts. They only gave their thoughts on what illiterate nonsense the joke meant. It was strange to me, elaborating on what a simple joke meant.

So I extended my research on DR, which I refer to the dream Roblox for now. DR turned up no results at all. I began replacing the words with "fantasy", "future", "mythical" Roblox to discover nothing. Then, I found a result in the "Spiritual Roblox" search. A few reviews, which is strange. Who would write a review about a nonexistent game? But it was not a game. It was a book.

"JToH's Joke Towers" was a book written by a person under the epithet of "Johndog69420". I knew JToH. Bu the "joke towers" part mystified me. When I downloaded a free pdf, the content in the book was an interesting amalgamation of Roblox physics, the "hardest possible obstacles" and what it has to do with JToH. It even mentioned a link, https://jtohs-joke-towers.fandom.com/f I entered the site. I expected a creepy, blacked out database or something about DR but what the honest hell was this?

Part II: JToH's Joke Towers
This trancendentalist impossible conglomerate was hiding under my nose the entire time? What is this? I know about a 12 stud wraparound, but an EXPAN stud wraparound? I am losing my mind. I searched it up and found the answer: An infinity so large that no amount of measurement would describe it. Then, while browsing through the site, I found the person who wrote the strange book. "He is an admin of spiritual roblox" got my attention. He was behind this?

"I was in Roblox and he did Umhullt von Leiden first try" What is he? A god, I assumed. No gifted person could even attempt that and beat it, much less on the first try. Obviously, since he was totally playing for 290 years. This was ridiculous fiction.

I dug deeper.

Part III: contacting
I had a message from YourNuglyguy, the system operator of JJT. The message made my hopes lower. All I was looking for was if the joke was real or not. Thankfully, he made a tower like The Final Dimension. I could find at least something. At least, when I found the link.

It was still in development. A supposed god, Playing 290 years but could not finish development on a simple tower! So I asked to join the collab for TFD, and showed them my building skills. They approved, and I went to my studio page. However, the status of the game did not say "Private" or "Public". It merely said "Spiritual Roblox Required." It was blue with an underline, so I supposed it took me to a webpage. Now I began to doubt my former sentiment of Johndog.

After a few days of dead end researching, I returned to JToH's Joke Towers Wiki. On there was a post by a user called TheBlake12, and the title ominously said, "Don't go to Spiritual Roblox". The contents was a jargon of reasons why you should not go, since it was in development and should be hidden from the public. I tensed up. There were a myriad of people that could see his post, and I told YourNuglyguy to delete it, with a screenshot. He sent a screenshot of the contents of a week's worth of posts, but the DR one failed to appear. So I believed he was hiding something that few people should know.

Then, one day: I received another message.

YourNuglyguy had sent a message with a shopping list of instructions on how to enter Spiritual Roblox. This is how it goes.

I didn't ignore this sign, though. After completing the 3rd step, I fell asleep before even playing.
 * 1) Ask your local Internet Service Provider to reroute your Internet service to the shared IP 227.18.18.1.
 * 2) Download the github file parsseSR.exe to execute the parsing file. I made it myself
 * 3) Buy an Oculus Rift visor and download the exe. from the computer you downloaded it on, and run it.
 * 4) Play Roblox for exactly 16 minutes. You will notice a fuzzy feeling that will intensify as the minutes pass. The part of the brain that senses light will be affected, allowing you to use your subconscious at will, including allowing yourself to enter induced dreams.
 * 5) Dream of Roblox.
 * 6) Notify me if you complete it. If you do, I will message you on the all dimensions wiki.

Part IV: The Redux
March 14, 2023, Flood Escape 2: Chaos Server

I had already abandoned the train of thought on DR, and completely migrated my attention of Roblox games from JToH to the previously renowned game, Flood Escape 2. JToH's Joke Towers had crawled back into obscurity, and the system operator, Nugly, had receded into the depths of nothingness, taking a long break and pursuing their own The player count reduced significantly after the end of YouTubers playing the game, but the community was still alive, even sharing players with Tower of Hell and Juke's Towers of Hell.

I was inside the lift, after succumbing to the flood waters of Active Volcanic Mines, the hardest map introduced to the game. The entire server, including me, was celebrating the legitimate completion by a user with the alias of k0rn. Obviously, I doubted it since he used exploits to complete previous rounds, but the whole server agreed on a real survival.

The lift began to load a new map, which was determined by map voting, but it crawled at a slow pace. I expected to be kicked out by the anti-cheat or the time out response, but something unclear grazed my vision. I tuned away and observed the daily challenges in the corner. One of them was "Play for 20 minutes", and was incomplete, the other challenges already cleared. I looked back at the challenge. It was at sixteen minutes, a green square close to filling up the blue bar that ran across the text.

The loading screen finished. The next map on the list was a Crazy map called "Ignis Peaks," and I loved that map to my core. The gameplay was so smooth I could play a game that continued the map forever. Once the map began, I immediately maneuvered past the first few jumps, the dreaded wall jump segment, and the drop to the next section. I checked the current event. "Find the Lost Page" glared at my face. Wait, what?

After failing miserably on the final wall jump segment (skill issue) I wondered about the "Lost Page" bug that appeared at the beginning of the round, but it faded out of my memories as another problem in a popular game. Just like DR had completely been eradicated from my thoughts.

''December 24, 2023. Flood Escape 2: Pro Server''

After defeating the Crazy+ map Rustic Jungle on my recently bought VR headset, I was elated. Not even 600 people had even mastered it, and I was ahead due to beating it on every single device. Being greeted with the controversial map End of the Line with ten, the amount of prevotes that Ignis Peaks had (literally 32, everyone hated it) overwhelmed me. The last time a server had reached that much was when my daily challenges refreshed.

Ignis Peaks.

Find the Lost Page!

What? Again? I checked my daily challenges to see if I was dreaming.


 * Play for 20 Minutes
 * Press 6 Exploding Buttons
 * Beat 2 Insane+ Maps

And then...


 * Press 4 Timed Buttons (Requires Spiritual Roblox).

I could not speak. This god-damned SR thing was haunting me. Was this some sort of joke? I turned off my VR and entered Roblox Studio on my computer, after not touching it for nine months.

The Final Dimension

Spiritual Roblox Required

It was impossible. A feeling of despair was building up in my head. Wait. No it wasn't. It was the fuzzy feeling that Nugly mentioned.