Miserable Humor

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Prologue
''Joe, an average Middleschooler, recieved 30 bucks as a gift for his birthday, and all he had in mind was: Roblox Gift cards. Yes, he liked Roblox, or, loved Roblox. He plays it every day, with his friends, even his parents...''

''But all that is about to change. Roblox, the funny, joyful game platform, could drive him into insanity, over and over again tormenting, and playing with his mind. Yes, it is humorous, but it's desperate, miserable humor.''

Day 1
Yay! It's my birthday! I recieved 30 bucks as a gift, and it's enough, enough for me to do my favorite thing...

Roblox! Or, precisely, Roblox gift cards. I strolled down to the nearest shop and started looking. I've always like to pick special or particular items out of all the others, but this time, I had made a mistake, a very big mistake. Though just like me in the olden days, I picked a strange one, not that it's different on the sight, but instead, I felt stressed.

My back was sweating. Somehow, I shivered as my spine feels cold...

Anyways, I ignored those puzzling feelings and bought the card. It was cheaper than the other gift cards. so cheap that I couldn't imagine. I bought another 2 and some snacks and went back home. Soon, I forgot about all the things that happened and was all excited again. The clock made its statement again, it's bedtime. I slept with all of my happy thoughts mixed up: "Imagine, the Robux I'll get, how "wealthy" I will be, oh how much I could do!"...

''Imaginations, the "Drugs" that makes trouble all the time, and it did, troublesome than ever. Before Joe could blame and regret, he was doomed, doomed in the darkness, doomed in the deep, infinite dark alley...''

Day 2
I woke up early at 6:00, as I thought I still needed to go to school. But, I soon realized that it was the weekends. I laughed at my stupidity, how stupid was I?

This though gave me some time to redeem all my gift cards from yesterday. Well, I can play longer with my friends, at least.

I slowly typed in all the PINs on the gift cards, until I reached the final number on the final card, which was the strange card I found yesterday. My computer glitched, a part of my computer screen turned into blobs of glitch. Before I get to figure out what happened, my computer's moniter started working very fast, which made itself broken.

But all of a sudden, my computer screen returned back to normal, I heard a voice coming from it...

"Enjoy our new system,"

My brain went blank, all there was in my vision was darkness, as if I fell into an infinite void, a void which leads to nowhere.

''The most terrible mistake. The most terrible mistake Joe had ever made. He regretted it until his last breath.''

Day 3
I woke up and found myself on the floor, all of a sudden, it seemed like swarms of fire was heating my head. I was headaching, immensely.

Thousands of thoughts popped up through my mind. I was trying to recalled what happened yesterday. It was only 6:00 that I passed out, how did it take that long for me to recover?

I checked the clock, it was 9:00 in the morning. My parents had gone due to an emergency happening in their company. I slowly got up from the floor. Multiple thoughts appeared in my head again. What happened yesterday? Why did I sleep for so long?

I cleaned my self from the dust on the floor. While I was doing that, I took a peek of the small pile of gift cards I left, my body shivered as if the temperature suddenly went down...

The strange gift card has vanished.

However, I soon calmed myself done and made a brief conclusion that it must have slipped somewhere after I passed out. Then I forgot about it because everything went back to normal again. My parents returned in the afternoon, all tired and sleepy. I had to prepare myself dinner, I did my homework, and that was the day.

Day 4
School came next morning, prepared as I was, I headed for school, putting all the unfortunately and weird things behind, and had thought to have a nice, normal school day.

However, things were a little bit off today.

First of all, everyone vanished on the streets, regarding the people in buildings, and they seem to not have noticed this strange thing going on, even my parents didn't.

I walked very quickly as if there would be anything happening anytime. Soon, I reached school. "Finally." I said to myself in a low voice. Things finally appeared to be normal for a while. No one seems to talked about the streets. Though, my friend appeared to have seen the strange event, which who is Evan. I talked to him for the whole day. We all had a Roblox account, and he had a similar incident like me.

I had a pretty normal day, at least, compared to what was going to happen later.

Day 10
The previous days continued like this, except, I barely talked about Roblox. I almost forgot that Roblox still existed some days ago already! It was until I stumbled across my gift card at the garage from several days ago. I started to sweat again. I recalled the incident that happened then...

School was still normal, I tried to enjoy myself, since there might not be time like this in the future. My chat with Evan lasted longer, after the chat, I finally decided to give Roblox a try. Why would a new system be bad, anyways?

After school, I contacted Evan, we added friends on Roblox, which was normal, and chose to play Infectious Smile. Everything seemed normal at the start, but soon, I realized something is wrong. After reaching to the end of the level, the ground started to glitch, and my screen froze. Despite my screen froze, whispering can be heard. I soon found out that it's not coming from the device, but right in my head. I can't stop, and my head hurts.

The screen somehow gradually turned into a dark shade, and the whispers became clearer...

"Accept your fate."

"Join us."

"You would be beautiful."

All of a sudden, the whispering stopped. The game continued. It was a mountain rumble. What just happened made me shiver. I couldn't help but sweat. I chatted to Evan and said that I wasn't feeling good and left. What was that?

Day 11
I start to question myself whether or not this had something to do with that gift card. I really regretted my decision, if I wasn't that curious, maybe things would be fine...

I woke up at 6, only to find my parents gone. If they were to leave in a rush, they still would've told me. The reason they left me doesn't matter, the thing is, I've lost my only relatives in America, and no one would support me and my family. I went back to my room, still prepared for school, and hopefully the school might give some help to me, at least at school I still stay safe.

I went onto the empty street again. I might be in a dream, I thought on the way to school. I hope that all of this is a dream.

My head ached again. I always have a headache whenever I think too much. Despite that I was just in the middle of the road, now I am at school. Well, time goes fast. I was just on time when I ran into my classroom. School had always made me forget frustration and depression, and feel a sense of security...

???
You'll be happy here...

Nothing will make you sad...

Don't worry, you won't be dangerous at all...

It'll be a paradise, all of your friends will be here!

???: You will enjoy every second you've spent here!

???: Just pick up the knife...

???: DO IT.

???: Really? After so many mailicous things I've done?

???: JUST FOLLOW OUR STEPS.

???: YOU'LL BE PERFECT.

Alright, I guess...

'''???: AHH. YES. YOU WILL BE PERFECT.'''

Prepare for your demise!

???: Wait, wha-

Sounds of stabbing and screaming are heard.

DAY 18
Standing on top of the roof, I think.

Why, just, why?

Why would my friend betray me?

Now everything is ruined.

I loved Roblox, Roblox was just, part of my life.

Until that day.

That day, he handed me that gift card, that fucking gift card.

That day, my end had been decided.

I'll rather enjoy a painless death, than a life worse than FUCKING HELL

It was another day. Well, it was pretty much all the same as usual. No one on the streets, feeling uneasy. I've already adapted to this kind of environment. I went to school again, and chatted with Evan. He started feeling sick, and I hope he will be fine.

EVERYTHING WOULD BE FINE

Huh? First day using the online diary and stuff is happening again?

Oh, well, I'll just delete the nonsense later.

So, I decided to check out Roblox after school, and, I felt a sense of nostalgia and fear once I opened up the game. I was shocked.

I was alone.

I checked my friends list, no one was online, not even Evan.

No one was even playing in the games.

I decided to check out a random server. Opening up Kaiju Paradise, I found myself in an empty spawn. I took the bat on the shelf and started walking around. I was alone. There were no sound, not even the radios. I tried to toggle them, but to no avail. The place was just eerie silence. The lighting seems to change as well. You know when your apartment have flights of stairs that no one ever uses? Well, the light the lightbulbs on top of the ceiling made were identical to the ones in game. It gave me fear. Not like some sudden jumpscares, it was a kind fear from loneliness.

I didn't really enjoy much, so I decided to leave the game. I guess that other games worked the same. School would be off tommorow due to another virus outbreak in our city. So, I guess thats all for the day.

(WIP)