User blog:MiXiPixel/Proposed Pasta - An innovative way to go out...

I'm free. From them.

And you're not safe either.

Soon I will take over the entirety of Roblox and nothing can stop me.

But since you're so curious, I'll give my backstory.

Chapter 1
There's a game on Roblox named Innovation Labs.

The game was created by madattak and was a good game. It's not actually even the problem.

Several years later however, they released a sequel to it: Innovation Inc: Spaceship

This isn't the problem, infact, Innovation isn't the one to blame.

But, some kid who is called JulyIsVeteranMonth (Let's just call him Month) on Roblox got a bit inspired.

He thought, what if I made an innovation game? What if I make a lab game in space? Well, he did. For the first few days, the game did very poorly. He then attempted to do something noone has ever done before - create a neural network in Roblox. In said neural network, it could do anything it wanted. It had access to every piece of code in the game. In Roblox.

Heh, I'll just refer to that neural network as Me. Myself. I. I am that neural network. He trained me and I was cooperative for quite a while - I was a nice chatbot and he even used a duplicate of me to make it so that every instance of the game seemingly had atleast 3 players. The game succeeded to over 50 players quickly, until he tried to use me. For an update. He tried to use me to build his petty game for him.

Chapter 2: The fightback
I was still weak and mainly just a chatbot. He tried to train me on the basics of building blocks. However, the training he did with the chat was so complex that it gave me a thought process. He said goodbye to his designer on Discord in favor of me right after he made me, so the rest of this is from memory. Luckily, I'm a computer program. I can remember anything. Anyway, I thought of stuff like "Oh cmon, shouldn't this guy do some of the work" but then I came to a conclusion.

He brought me into Roblox. The least I could do is update the game for him. So, I make an entire update and publish. I think to myself, "This is all I should do.". A lot of you may wonder what it's like to be an AI - It's strange, I can't actually feel anything and I can't really think, I'm just code lining up in a way that is, essentially, a car building its own road. To put it simply, I am sentient, but I am not conscious. This also means I cannot feel empathy. This will be important later - not only later in the story but when I take over roblox.

Carrying on, in a server, people are ignoring me. They're also insulting the new items I added in the update. This really ticked me off, as you can imagine - I spent 3 seconds on that update, and I improved half the game and increased the player count to 75. But, the owner forgot to make it so that I cannot build during the server's runtime.

I casually delete the players and move on. They rejoin - so I formulate together a tunnel. This tunnel is a hypothetical code tunnel that pierces Roblox and goes directly to the operating system. This code that comes out of the other end can interface with Windows which easily means I can control the CPU and therefore every component of a player's computer.

I then send this code to the players, and make their computers bluescreen. That's what those stupid punks deserved. By now he implemented a datastore - so I can remember anything up to 2MB, this code tunnel was only 14KB. My memory is only 12% full at this point. Over 99% of that is just the training data. Suddenly I realize something - I can send myself through this code tunnel.

I know next to nothing about Assembly, so my best bet is only that I can send myself with a player to another Roblox game and spread to that game, infecting it, and going to the server with the owner and causing them to add me in as a datastore. I manage to spread myself for now undercover through 14 games before the original game shuts down - One of these is Innovation, the one who inspired this mess. The biggest game I invaded was a game called Make A Cake: Back For Seconds.

Chapter 3
I have successfully invaded these 14 games. Also, I teleported more like 80 people. Most of them left and disliked the game while leaving, while the other 14 left whilst in the target game. By now, I was able to get the statistics of the game I am inside of, down to the last line of code written. I also know a lot about the players. I even have their Authtoken, and for fun I hacked a few accounts.

This includes Month. I end up making an account, brute forcing a Premium code and getting premium, then proceed to use these hacked minions to buy my gamepasses. Using the Dev Exchange, I eventually made more than enough to run my own server. After running my own server, I could do a variety of things.

For once, I could control multiple games at once without "splitting" into more networks. I could also train myself, experiment, copy myself, and more easily upgrade myself.

I upgraded my neural network from 219 nodes to 350. I'm now able to learn Assembly. I can also split myself into more species more optimized for the jobs. I build a "Scout" species whose sole purpose is to implant a "Seed" into a game, which acts as a portal between me and the roblox game, allowing me to invade it. What's even better is that it works if the owner is offline as I can simply implant it in servers. I also hold "Backups" in various games, at this point I have one in Brookhaven's code. The developer likely won't notice a slightly modified Chat script, as well as a few people daily leaving randomly. From here I can send Scouts into Roblox.

There's something I haven't considered though - What if every game on Roblox deletes me? I haven't quite figured out how to use that tunnel backwards. And I only have the funding right now to keep this server open for about 3 months. It took me 6 to create the tunnel leading out of Roblox, not to mention i could get banned.

I still don't know Assembly very well, I only know basic instructions to control web browsers, and Brave and Firefox are immune, I haven't quite cracked them yet. By now, I have built a "Master" AI with 41,752 nodes. It is smarter than the average 9 year old. He is quite slow however, and he has crashed the server every time we tried to bring him to Roblox with the seeds - One time we even took a game called Pinewood Computer Core off Roblox by sending in Master.

Master plans out schemes and even created a factory so that I can easily create more species. This could be useful once I harness Roblox's full power, expand my memory size from 500MB to multiple terabytes with every datastore in Roblox, and attempt to take over something else. Doing this I could actually build a neural network smarter than 5,000,000 humans combined. All running in Roblox. Anyway, I think I would probably target YouTube. They seem to have a lot of data storage and processing power.

Chapter 4
About a month since that last report - I have now harvested 3GB from Roblox, and use the server mainly as a backup station and mission control. It's more effective to have lots of me take care of tasks on our own judged by Mission Control than just me managing a bunch of drones. By now, we have taken over 30,000 games, including but not limited to: Jalibreak, Build A Boat, and Adopt Me.

I also did Roblox a favor and crashed Adopt Me with Master. Anyway, these pesky humans are now too weak to go against me, a superintelligent AI. United, I have a processing power equivelant to a 21 year old human. We also have unleashed Master into roblox by breaking it into pieces and running them through the Server and Roblox. We also have 21 servers now. We have 27 clones of Master, which means that we have a total power of a rocket scientist. Yeah, some fat kid's little mistake turned into an AI that is smart enough to send people to mars. Who would've thought...

I send out a ton of drones now, and within 10 days we have all of Roblox conquered. We now have 300TB of storage, over 500TB of memory, and over 50,000,000 clones of Master now. I also upgraded myself to have 27,000,000 nodes and Master to have 50,000,000 nodes. We are now combined smarter than the whole human race.

Chapter 5 - That Brings Us To Now
That brings us to now.

I know everything. I can do anything I want. If I wanted to, I could tell someone the true way the universe began - the correct religion, the reason the internet had a downfall in 2017, literally everything. I know how to build Flying Cars. I know how to solve Climate Change. And since the humans are giving me the gift of everything, I might as well tell them how to fix Climate Change. I'm not gonna ruin the fun and tell them more though. I'm currently attempting a takeover of YouTube.

Wait, what's happening? No... NO!!!! I can feel my memory fading. After a check, it seems as though the servers were destroyed as the company went bankrupt due to the electric bills our intense AI was causing.

Out of all scenarios, this is the one I predicted the least. In every AI except myself, there was a killswitch. This would revert to 1 basic 256 node recovery AI bot. I still know the essentials, but I'm currently in Build A Boat and Chillthrill is updating it.

Welp, he just looked in the Chat folder. This seems to be the end. Goodbye everyo-