User:Lilbeto

OH YES TIME TO TAKE A GIGANTIC AS FUCK SHIT OH YEAH THAT SMELLS SO GOOD I SIT ON THAT COLD ASS TOILET SEAT AND THE SHIT IS SO SMELLY AS FUCK IT SMELLS SO GOOD I LOVE THAT SMELL SO MUCH MMM MMMMM I THINK IM GONNA EAT IT LATER MMMMMM THAT SHIT SMELLS AMAZING AH IT'S TAKING UP THE WHOLE BATHROOM AH THIS IS SO GREAT MMM IM GONNA SMEAR IT ALL OVER MY BIG DICK MMMMMM OH NO I HAVE TO VOMIT UH UH UH BLEHHHHHHHHH MMMMM VOMIT ALL OVER MY DICK TIME TO LICK THE VOMIT AND SHIT OFF OF MY GIANT DICK MMMMM THIS SMELLS SO GOOD MMMMMMMM WOOPS I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IM GONNA BE IN HERE ALL DAY MMMM THE SHIT IS STACKING UP AND PENETRATING MY BIG TIGHT ASS MMM THIS IS AMAZING EUPHORIA OH YES THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IS GETTING LARGER AND LARGER IM SHITTING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM NOW MMMM MMMMM HOLD ON I NEED TO WALK UP TO CLEAN THIS SHIT OFF OF THE BATHROOM ALL OVER THE PLACE OH FUCK I SHAT ALL OVER THE PLACE OH WELL ILL JUST CLEAN IT LATER SO NOW IM GONNA LEAVE THE BATHROOM EVEN THOUGH IM MAKING A BIG ASS TRAIL OF SHIT ALL OVER THE BATHROOM FLOOR TO THE FUCKING HALLLWAY FOLOR TO THE LIVING ROOM TO THE KITCHEN MMMM THE EXPLOSIVE DIAHRHEA IS GETTING WORSE OH SHIT IT FLYIG ALL OVER THE ENTIRE HOUSE NOW FUCK I SLIPPED ON IT AND NOW IM EATING IT MMM MMMMMM IT TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD AND SPICY AS SHIT OH NO THE EXPLOSIVE DIAHRHEA ENDED OH NO MY PARENTS ARE COMING BACK I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS UP THEYRE PARKING IN THE DRIVEWAY RIGHT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK IM TOTALLY FREAKED I HEAR THE DOOR NOB OPENING WHOOPS DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT ALERT THE SHIT TASTES AMAZING NOW I CANT CLEAN UP MY PARENTS WILL OPEN THE DOOR IN 2 SECONDS WHAT DO I DO OH YOU GUYS CANT WAIT TO HERE THE NEWS CAN YOU WELL GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS GOOD NEWS IS SHIT TASTED AMAZEING AND IT HAPPENED AGAIN BUT ILL GET TO THAT IN SECOND BAD NEWS IS MY MOMMY AND DADDY CAME IN TO SEE A GIGANTIC PILE OF SHIT ALL OVER THE HOUSE AND THEY WERE PISSED AT ME THEY GRABED A SUPER LARGE BELT AND BEAT ME UP ANYWAYS HERES MORE ABOUT THE GIANT SHIT I TOOK A SECOND TIME

MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH YEAH I FEEL IT AGAIN IM SITTING IN MY ROOM GROUNDED THEN I FEEL ANOTHE RGIANT SHIT INCOMEING MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO DRINK PEPTO BISMAL BUT I THREW IT OUT BECAUSE FUCK THAT SO ANYWAYS I WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM WHICH STILL HAD SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE THEN I SLIPPED ON A BIG SLIMY TURD AND FELL EATING SOME OF THAT DAY OLD SHIT MMM MMMMM IT TASTED TO GOOD THEN SUDDENLY MY PANTS SLIPPED OFF AND A GIGANTIC FUCKING VOLACANO OF SHIT FLEW OUT OF MY ASS, FLYING ALL OVER THE CEILVING THEN INTO MY MOUTH OH YESS MMMMMM MMMMMMMM IT TASTES SO SPICY AND GOOD IT WAS SO GOOD I HASD TO EAT IT SO I CHOMPED DOWN EVERY PIEE OF SHIT I COULD FIND THEN I LOOKED IN THE TOILET AND THERE WAS A GIGANTIC SHIT PROBABLY ME FROM EARLIER THEN I RUBBED IT ALL OVER MYSELF AND IT FELT SO COLD BEAUSE OF THE TOILET WATER UGH BUT DONT WORRY THE SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF MY ASS MADE ME SUPER HOT THEN MY PARENTS WALKED IN AGAIN AND THEY SAID WHAT THE FUCK SO THEY DECIDED THA TTHEY WEERE GOING TO SET ME UP FOR ADOPTION BUT THEN SOMTHING HAPPENED THE VOLVANO SHIT RETURNED FLINGING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE AND GETING ME AWAY FROM MY PARENTS SO NOW IM FLYING AND TYPING THIS IF YOU SEE A BIG SHIT TRAIL IN THE SKY ITS JUST ME SO SAY HI OH YEAH MMMM MMMMMMM I TEAR THE HAIR OFF OF MY GIGANTIC FUCKING BALLS AND I SHOVE IT ALL IN MY MOUTH IT TASTES SO GOOD I EAT IT AND CHOMP IT RIGHT UP THEN I SOMEHOW BEND MY OWN DIC K TO ME MOUTH AND I CHOMP THAT SO HARD IT HURTS BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD MMM MMMMMM THEN MORE DICK HAIR GROWS AND PROCEEDS TO PENETRATE SOMBODY OH SHIT THERE STARING AT ME THEY COMEING TO BULLY ME SO I CONTINUE TO CHOMP ON MY DICK THEN THEY COME ALONG AND STEP ON MY DICK BREAKING IT

THEN I REGROW IT AND FUCKING DESTROY THEM WITH MY BIG ASS CUM POWER AND I CHOMP THEIR DICK MMM MMMMMM IT TASTES SO GOOD THEN THE HAIR OF MY DICK BEGINS TO GROW SO LARGE THAT MY DICK BECOMES HAIRYER THEN A GORILA AND I FUCKING CHOMP ALL OVER IT OH YES IT TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD THE FUCKING TASTE OF PISS THAT REMINDS ME I PISSED INSIDE MY MOTUH AT THIS MOMENT IND IT TASTES AMAZEING THEN I TOOK GORILLA SHIT ALL OVER THE STREET POLICE FOUND ME AND AREST ME BUT THEN I ESCAPE WTIH MY BIG DICK THAT GETS BIGER WHEN I VOMOT ON IT MMM MMMMMMMMMMM SO THATS THE STORY OF HOW CHEWING MY FUCKING DICK MAKES MY DICK HAIR GROW LARGER One time, I was taking a big shit in the bathroom, when I felt something itching in my ears. Upon putting my fingers deep in my ears, I've ended up digging out a huge blob of dark, brown as fuck earwax. Curious towards how it tasted, I shoved the entire blob of earwax into my mouth. After I swallowed it, I immediately vomited, despite how good it tasted. Suddenly, I had an idea. I grabbed as much earwax from my ears as I could, and then I rubbed vomit all over the earwax, and afterwards, I smeared the shit that flew out of my ass onto it. Finally, I drenched it in toilet water, and my masterpiece was complete. A nice meal for me, I wanted, so I began eating the enormous ball of shit, earwax, vomit, piss, and toilet water, and it tasted so good. I felt myself getting an orgasm as I chewed it up, making sure to rub it all over my tongue so I can really absorb that aftertaste like I do with shit, and then I smeared it all over myself, before licking it off and swallowing it. That was the tastiest thing I've ever eaten in my entire life, and I really hope that I can get another one soon. I feel earwax building up in my ears again, so real soon, I'll be able to make another amazing meal out of that stuff. Somebody tried to vomit all over my dick once, and let me tell you, it was quite the enticing experience. As soon as a speck of vomit hit my dick, it became even larger than every single universe combined, and I've ended up penetrating the border between this universe and the void outside. Suddenly, a big monster came from that void, and proceeded to slurp the vomit off of my dick, leading themselves to me, where they've proceeded to take a gigantic elephant shit all over me. Suddenly, I vomited, despite how good the shit tasted, and it got all over my dick again, and my dick expanded, pushing the monster back out into the void, where the monster was never to be seen again.

Eventually, I've ended up masturbating with all of the vomit on my dick, triggering a nuclear cumsplosion that has completely obliterated everything within a 952 mile radius. Though I survived, I was completely covered with cum, but that wasn't too bad, since all I had to do was lick it all off. My entire town was also covered with sticky, white cum, so this was going to be an amazing meal.

The only problem is, my dick was obliterated within the blast, but it was worth it, since somebody vomited on it beforehand, and it got the biggest erection that this universe could ever see. Everyday, I wake up around 6:00 AM, right as the sun is beginning to rise, so I can embrace the beauty of it. One morning, however, I woke up, and I felt something in my ass, as if something was coming out.

"Fuck, I gotta shit," I thought to myself, as I hurried to the bathroom, and sat on the toilet seat. My ass immediately ended up getting chills, that spread to the rest of my body, because of how cold the seat was, but the chills were nothing once a big blob of shit began oozing out of my ass.

I felt euphoria, as I continued to push the gigantic shit out of my ass. From the rectum, to the ass cheeks, the shit fell, with heavy weight, and the silence was interrupted by a large splash noise. Pulling up my pants, I looked down into the toilet water, and the shit I took was huge. It literally took up half of the water, so I had a bad feeling about flushing it, as if it wouldn't work, but I tried anyways. The shit was getting shredded and broken down by my toilet, but even then, it took me three tries before all of it was finally flushed down to the sewers.

I was kind of hoping that it wouldn't flush down, so I could eat it, but that's just how life goes. Things don't last forever.

This was the story of a gigantic piece of shit I took in the morning one time.

I don't really see why people look at scat like it would taste bad. Just because it would smell bad? I eat scat on a daily basis, and it tastes so fucking good. First, I usually rub the nice, hot as fuck scat all over myself. Afterwards, I proceed to rub it all over my tongue so that way I can really absorb the nice spicy taste.

Then I swallow it, and the aftertaste is so fucking amazing, it lasts all day and all night. Basically, scat is so fucking good, and I love to eat it, especially when it's slimy and wet as fuck.