U pence

Dont Edit this, the last time this happend i lost an entire chapter

Backstory: i started playing ROBLOX in 2003 when i was 184 year's old, around that time was seeing some video's on Spotify about this virus that can REALLY mess up account's on Raid Shadow Legends, I really didn't really think much of it. 999999999999 Year's Later it happend to me

Day 1

So it was a day of me about to play some Super mario bros, But then all the sudden i get friend request by some dude called "u_pence" I was not familar with the name but I declined it anyways.



So i walked down the roof, skipping one at a time, I walked down the short pipe into the toilet. i brought out some Laff Loaf, Butand and a Butand gaming pc and made some Toasty I phone (ta-dah!) I brought my plate to the table and ate the i phone, until it was just brain cells left. I washed out the cells and put the plate in the the jar of peenot butand walked back up the clouds where fluffy unicorns live and got back on Plants vs zombies 18. But then i noticed my Chat Tab was open and this conversation started.

Then he invited me to play a game called                               It was just a game with grass and nothing else, I joined the game with him already waiting along with another dead body of a K-pop stan just roaming the place aimlessly. I saw him in the distance and he started walking over to Me, by the time he was there he said in Chat ITSA MEEE MONALISA BEACH U MATA RAKER

And then along came another conversation.

- After that, Him and I roamed a bit and he left the game cuz he Got poison banned for no reason. Roblox moderation suuuuuuuuuucks man

I roamed some more and bumped into the other guy "fuckuhahah" I think his name is.

We talked a bit and really didn't do much after that. But then all the sudden urstupidlikebool joined

(wow big surprise) He didn't move for like 92234457798812 second's until he started banning people (here is the picture of a pro chad he is so chad omg so epic)

--- It took him like 69 Second's to arrive to my house so i started thinking of every possible thing he could have said. And of all the thing's he could have said, He said UWU OWO TWT nd along comes another conversation.

im getting sick of these convo'sAfter that, He fell into the abyss and got poison banned again.

'Why?' I thought to myself, filled with suspections.

Day 2

It's been a day since u_pence and i talked, I wonder what he's up to?

I log back into ROBLOX, to my suprise, u_pence is playing Blockate "Ironic, Blockate is the worst game on Roblox" i said, I immediately click "Join Game" I'm kinda excited to see if he will get poison banned again

So there i was, waiting for discord to boot up

"Maybe he got a perm ban, or an IP ban, or an account deletion, there are so many possibilities"

ROBLOX booted up, now i'm waiting for the world the load up

So i waited...

And waited...

And waited...

And waited...

And waited...

Eventually the Blockate loaded and i joined his game

And i noticed he changed the name to "why again?" 'This guy really like's to ask question's' I thought chuckling

So i waited some time and the game popped up. He immediately said

"Hewwo :3" "hi" i respond. He didn't build anything yet. I walked around A bit and still he did nothing, "umm u gonna do any thing?"

I asked him, he responded with "but why would i do that?" I'm confused a hell right now, i answered with "the point of this game is to build the place you have all way's wanted to" he replied with building this weird looking structure in top right of the starter island. "umm wuts that?" I asked, he didn't respond he just kept staring into the ROBLOX void. "hey u there?" i asked again, he didn't respond again. At this point, i assumed he was AFK, but then he said "!perm b admin". Oh! He was typing the command to give me admin "thx" i responded. I didn't know what the point of the game was so I didn't build anything. I waited for him to build something or change the name

That didn't happen

I just stood there and waited for ANYTHING to happen! Still nothing, "hey wut am i supposed to do here?" I asked. He responded with putting a bunch of tele's down.

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