Lankybox hacker!!!

OMG GUYS SCARY LANKYBOX HACKER

HE KNOW MY PASSWORD IT QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP GUYS HE IS SO SCARY HACKER

FIRST HE JOINEDME IN ADOPT ME AND HE SAID WANT TRUST TRADE?? I SAID OK THEN I ACCEPT AND SCREEN GO BLACK OMG SO SCARY!!! MY GT 650M THEN EXPLODES OUT OF NOWHERE IN MY PC AND SCARY LANKYBOX HACKER GHOST APPEAR.. SO SCRAY!!! I CALL POLICIA BUT TOO LATE BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE I WILL NOW ADD 50000000000000000000000 CLICHES TO THIS SHITTY STORY LIKE NEARLY ALL THE PASTAS HERE.. SO SCARY GUYS

Hey guys Brian the dog from family guy. i'm going to show you top-notch writing right here:

Scary Lankybox Hacker shits himself and I spank him with a spatula like Spongebob would. Then, I run to my kitchen and hang him to the ceiling. I, as Brian the dog from Family Guy, deserves an oscar for such magnificent writing. I will go drink my British tea as an American. I love burgers.