User blog:JC tube/The Shake Potato

 March 25, 2021 , 4:00PM 

So I was playing this game called the normal elevator, a true classic. Ah! I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Alex , and I just graduated from high school , and I’m celebrating by playing roblox classics , so I’m from Germany , and I’m pretty good at English since I always pass the test in English subject. So there is this item called the shake potato and basically you ask it a question and it will answer, so I asked it a question , “Did Germany win World War 2?” And I shaked it , it said “I’m the Frenchiest fry and I deny” , and I asked it another question , “Does ketchup belong on pizza?” , It answered “According to my reasearch , yes , 100%” Then I asked , “Is Luka female?” Then it answered , “I’m supposed to keep this a secret , but yes” Then for some reason it kicked me out of the game , I was confused , Luka was my best friend , and he has a girlfriend , so I joined the game again , it kicked me again , so I decided to join other classics , but for some reason , they kept kicking out of the games , then it said I was banned for 1 day , for , doxxing? I didn’t dox anyone, it didn’t even show the offensive item! I probably got mistaken for someone else, eh , it’s just 24 hours , I guess I will wait the next day…

 March 26, 2021 , 4:15PM 

Finally, I’m unbanned from roblox , so I joined the normal elevator again , this time everything was bloody , the elevator looked Rusty , so I went in the elevator , and it close shut , there was no other people in the server though , the servers were empty , so basically I was the only one playing , then when the elevator doors opened , it was a new floor , but the game didn’t update in a while , so I was confused , but then I realised it looked exactly like Luka’s house , this time covered in blood , there was a dead girl on the bed , and on one of the walls , it said , “You did this” , then I heard screams , then suddenly a bunch of potatos started falling on me in the game , and they kept making weird sounds , I figured they were shake potato’s since they were saying stuff the shake potato said , this time in a robotic voice , then I saw Luka’s avatar with a creepy face running towards me with a knife , then it jumpscared me , and my roblox crashed , I got sent to Microsoft word , then my keyboard typed “I’m coming…” then my computer turned off , suddenly the lights turned off , and I couldn’t turn the computer back on , I got a flashlight , but the batteries were rusty , then I heard wood being chopped , I peeked out of my room , and nobody was there , but I saw an axe come right through the door , the person axeing my door sticker out it’s head in the whole they made in the door , and in a slow , quiet , and creepy voice , the person said “Here’s Luka…” I realised I must have done something wrong I when I asked questions to the shake potato , I don’t know why the heck Luka is after me! Then a paper flew to my window, and it was a missing poster of Luka , and it came along with a piece of newspaper , it was talking about genocide at my school , and also on the missing poster , someone wrote “Tranny” using blood , I realised I made a grave mistake of asking the shake potato such a question , then suddenly , my Japanese classmate ran a car into my house , as the brakes of his car broke. My computer suddenly turned on, and sent me to a server of the normal elevator , this time the server was normal , I was quick to type “Please , send help” but as I was about to send the message , Luka ran towards me , full of blood , I think she is gonna smash my hehensnsjas qnqjksksmccmkgkmrvfevmrfevgmrevkrgevregkvekrgvkegrvkregvmregvmmkvrfsvkfreovrfeovrpfvprfwflweffkwflfkrewfkerwfkrwtvkrwtvkrsfsfevkvtrkwvsrktvrw&wr&rstkvrwtkgkgsrkggkkvrtevkvkkvkvkvgkvllvstrlvsrvlgrs,Vee ,g vv=42=‘vekfsvkwev=34rgevverkgvvokver549==‘estvmrevmsrtkv