User:I664k/sandbox/Teapots

Diary Entry #1
What do teapots have in common with Roblox? Simple, there's a series of accessories about them, and yes, it does exist. But why does it have to exist in the first place then? Its a meme, more specific, yet it isn't the type of internet meme you would think, rather a meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.

This accessory series has existed since 2007, and yet users buy it, that is the meme's effect, it wants users to buy it and wear it, even though a teapot wouldn't fit a human's head because it is way too small, yet the compulsionary effects are compulsing as by its pleasure, just like before, the meme's effect wants a Robloxian to wear it, mostly for pleasure, and pleasure is a major thing within the meme's effect, because pleasure is a feeling of happy satisfaction and enjoyment, and pleasure can exceed this definition by other things, such as sexual pleasure and or fetishtic pleasure.

Again, sexual pleasure and fetishtic pleasure is another major player within this meme's effect, as it coincides with the compulsion of wearing the teapot as a Robloxian, sometimes erections of the penis can be reported once wearing the teapot.

Diary Entry #2
I'd decide to experiment with the sexual pleasure and effects of the teapot, so I'd decided to buy one of the accessories. Once buying the accessory, my libido would go higher than normal levels, I already knew this effect since my sexual pleasures would go out of the window and straight into the trash can. Libido is a mostly psychic drive conceived by the human psyche, yet libido can be conceived as a form of pleasure, yet it is mostly a psychic drive conceived by the human psyche and is regulated by the serotonin, dopamine, and testosterone, the libido is also conceived to be a fundamental energy holding all expressions of love, sex, pleasure, and self-preservation.

My cycle of decomposition between my pleasure is only to begin, as I begin to explore my sexual pleasures, masturbation, porn, whatever you can imagine, yet this is only the beginning, its only the storm that is coming to freeze the ones who freeze themselves into the cycle of nothingness.

I began to start a fetish for teapots, my libido would drive uncontrollably once I even looked at something, plus my penis would be erect once I'd look at one or touch one. The intensity was only beginning, only a few days away after this specific fetishtic incident, I'd been being shipped teapots, like many, I mean, really many.

If you were a gentleman, you'd never develop a fetish for teapots, but unfortunately for the 'science', that was me. This fetish was only beginning to unravel, the shipments I'd be given would be unwrapped from their cardboard boxes, and these boxes would always be in my room and my living room, yes, my penis would be erect at all times, no matter if it was there or not, it was that my penis was always erect no matter what.

It was a total nightmare, I wish I could stop this, but for the 'science', I'd have to do it.

Diary Entry #3
It's getting slowly worse, I wouldn't drink water anyways because I'm attached to my teapot fetish, its harmful, and I can tell you, it is, but for the 'science' stuff or whatever you can call it, the plates for me are just for the research of science, but it'll only get worse, according to my analysis of this entire situation anyways.

More teapots start coming on my doorstep, and they would be unwrapped, just like the same from before, yet this time, these weren't cardboard boxes, these were glass boxes, and yet the smell of this glass was absolute crap, it smelt crap and it always did. Yes, my penis got erect, and my libido increased further, yet it at least stopped.

Everything and this entire situation I've been experiencing is an absolute crapshow, no matter how or what, it always feels like somebody is watching me, like a journalist or something like that.

Now I'm wondering, who is sending me those teapots? Then, a ring was heard, I rushed to my front door and... another box, I opened it and yet there was a name tag within the box, it said, 'Eric'. Such a lazy name, yet it has some potential.

Diary Entry #4
My love and attraction for teapots has been now increasing, increasing so much lately, I only know for a fact that this experiment has been going on once I knew about the teapots' effect. I get erect at teapots, and you know that already since the effects have been placed on me already.

I masturbate at teapots, have sex with teapots, etc. And it feels wrong, yet I have to do it, the urges please me no matter what or how, and the steadily effects are pleasing to me.

I only urge you not to do this, but I can only do this since I've been experimenting with the effects of Robloxian teapots, and I urge you, very much, NOT TO WEAR TEAPOTS. This is gonna ruin your entire life, so don't do the same as with me, because I guarantee you are seriously and mentally dead for a while.

The pleasure of teapots are steady, and they feel exactly what it is, masturbation and sex to them is a routine for me and is a ritual for them, there's only seriousness with the effects of Robloxian teapots, and that is the libido increasing.

Diary Entry #4
I fill a teapot with coffee, and yet interestingly enough, I get the sensation to put the coffee all over my body, and across my private parts too, but lets just get on anyways, and this sensation is getting stronger, I don't wanna control my urges anyways since they're too strong, and eventually, I do it, I filled the coffee all over my body, the coffee spilled all over the floor too, but who cares? You can just mop and clean the spills later.

Later, when the sensation is gone, I get more stronger sensations, again I don't want to control the sensations since they're too strong anyways and yet I'm kind of a crybaby since I don't need to control sensations anyways, but this experiment, this entire experiment was only a failure, so on to the next parts of time and space progressing, I would later cancel this experiment for my own mental health and physical health.

Diary Entry #5
Moral of the story, don't have sexual pleasures nor do masturbation, because once time and space progress, its only going to get worse, plus I forgot, I urge you not to WEAR TEAPOTS ON ROBLOX, this is only going to develop into a fetish and ruin your mental health. If anybody reads this, the story is only the representation of porn and sex on the mind, or the progression of the effects of sex and porn on the brain or mind, because porn and sex only damages the brain further and further, porn mostly destroys how to develop relationships, so don't watch porn, my friend.